its 4:21 and i cant sleep. im too busy thinking about the two hottest men alive. evan abbott and justin hunter. they are AMAZING! i just want them here with me right now. wow that would be just perfect.
you know what'd look really good on justin and evan?
me.
i bet they wash their pants in windex cause i can really see myself in them.
i wnat to play house with them. they can be the door and ill slam them!
i think i could fall madly in bed with them.
id like to name a mutiple orgasim after them.
i wish they were squirrels so they could bust a nut in my hole
their outfits would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
i wanna go into the garden and see their big hard cucumbers.
i wish they would be my love buffet. i'd lay them out on the table and take what i want.
they remind me of championship bass. i dont know whether to mount them or eat them.
if they were a car i'd wax them and ride them all over town.
i dont know what they think of me but i hope its X rated
so come on over justin and evan and let me get a taste of America's most wanted!
HELLS YEAH! boom boom i want them in my room!