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Mexico 2005 remaining pictures. I never posted these before...if you want to see the other ones i posted, they are in my memory section of my journal - if you dont have that link - let me know..maybe i will post the rest here too.
OK..here we go
These are all out of order...the beach is in the morning...then there's some from the evening with the pelicans, sunset, etc...they are all mixed up though. Oh, and most of the really close up pelican pictures were taken by Dru, who risked life and limb to climb down into a rocky abyss full of disgruntled birds to get the pictures for me... - Thanks to Dru for that :)
it's tradition to receive a condom in your mexico goodie bag lol. But this was the extent of their use (at least to my knowledge haha)
the beach frizzes hair haha
this statue got more attention then anyone haha..
dru trecking into the abyss of rocks and birds
andrea really didn't want to get burned lol
lol, I know this is a bad pic of me and I look like i'm one of those crazy wheelchairs...but I didn't want my head to burn haha
poor dru got soo burned
OK. These are the pictures of probably the most horrible, most absolutely hysterical, and definitely extremely unforgettable moments of my life haha.
If you don't know the story...here is the condensed version :)
SO..I'm at the beach with the boys (Kris, Dru, and Tim) - loni and andrea had walked back to the house - but i wanted to work on my tan lol, so I stayed. The guys were swimming in the ocean, I was just sitting in my chair enjoying life. Dru got out and said that I should just move my chair down to the edge of the water...so I could "just feel the water on your feet"...well...I decided that sounded good haha, so I picked up all my things (my huge purse, my camera, my video camera, etc), and dru helped me move down to the water. I sit down, get everything in my lap, get ready to take pics of them all in the water - and the 2nd wave that came up to me brought with it a very unwelcomed surprise!!
All of a sudden, I feel this STINGING from hell on my right ankle. I look down, and there is this frikin 'jelly fish' (man o war i think), wrapped about my right foot/lower leg. I start to scream at the guys to help me get it off. I couldn't jump up or anything because I had all my frikin cameras in my hand! So I was stuck in this chair, with the waves coming, screaming at the top of my lungs. All the guys are standing around looking at me lmao.
So I start to try and knock it off with my left foot (it HURT mind you)...and I'll be damned if that thing didn't grab onto my left foot, and wrap around it and start stinging it! THEN I was *really* screaming lol. I was screaming for someone to get it off of me, Tim was yelling "I can't find a towel!!" (to grab it with)...I was cursing him out telling him I didn't care if he had a towel or not, that he needed to get that thing off of me NOW lol. So I'm screaming bloody murder at the 3 of them, Tim is looking for a towel, poor dru is freaking out because i'm screaming that I hate him (cuz it was his idea i moved down there lol...i didn't mean it i swear)...and finally Kris saved the day and got it off my foot lol. Both my feet hurt *SO* bad!!! I honestly don't even remember this part - all I know is that I was cursing out everyone lol. I so thought I was going to die in Mexico lol.
I'm yelling and jumping around freaking out about what to do, and I think it was Kris who was like "you know what you are supposed to do right?!" i'm like..oh no, nobody is peeing on me!! But it hurt *SO* bad lol.
Kris is like "i just peed in the ocean..." and dru was like "i want to help - but I just peed in the ocean too! I can't pee anymore!" lol...finally Tim was like "i think i can pee..."
As I said, this is the condensed version LoL - so I'll fast forward through the 5 minutes of absolute horror of anticipation of this event.. I was sitting in my chair in so much pain, my face buried in my shirt - screaming obscenities - while Tim stated a couple of disclaimers which I was not concerned about at the moment lol - and Kris is trying to reassure me by saying "this is a great story for your journal!!" (damn me for not writing about it sooner) - and I'm yelling at Kris to take pictures so I have documentation lol (i think i have a one track mind)...
and then it happened. I was peed on by tim lmao. I cannot say that I enjoyed that moment haha, but it sure does crack me up now! It was so bad. I appreciate Tim being willing to do that for me though - I owe him big time. (Don't tell me that it is a myth and that it doesn't actually work, because trust me - I will never believe that for my own sake haha).
Anywho. Then, the guys saw a cigar guy and wanted to buy cigars! I'm like..uh...guys...it would be really great if you could walk me home..lol. I could barely stand up. But, I ended up loaning them money for them! And then they smoked them right there!! and i took pictures!!! Eventually I walked myself home lol. I think they did enough though, they were all very helpful, and I felt bad for cursing them all out - so I didn't mind the whole cigar thing...and besides, I got some of my favorite pictures of them at that time. It all worked out.
I did stumble back to the house and sit with my legs in the shower for a good long time though haha. I was in pain for most of the night, but it eventually went away - and i didn't die in mexico - so really, the whole thing turned out as a pretty damn good (funny) memory haha.
Here are the pictures of the action (look for the actual stream of pee.) lol
