You can call me Paul. Or is that too foreign to pronounce?
Of course I've been to Utopia. And I've listened to Scott explain for the billionth time why I can't leave whenever I want, even though I can, I've listened to Victor complain nonstop about Illyana, and I've watched the same X-men team fight from the sidelines for so many tabernac times my head will explode if I see Warren slowly flap to an airborne enemy once more.
Well then I might as well just call you Northstar. God, how far is that stick shoved up your ass anyways?
Ah. So you're from my world. That's actually great. Real great. I was getting antsy with all these alternates running around. I mean come on, it so isn't normally to see myself making out with Kurt.
Then I suppose I'll call you Iceman. [And he could go on a tirade about YOU WILL SHOW ME RESPECT BECAUSE I SAID SO, but the rest of Bobby's statement got to him]
I didn't do anything with Kurt. I'm dating Jubilee. But there's another me here. From another reality, where Emma Frost is his mother apparently. He's dating Kurt.
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That's a fault of yours, not mine.
What are you doing here?
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Hey now, I've tried to learn the language, but it just doesn't stick.
Living here. Had to get away from Utopia and all that crap. But the real question is, what are you doing here JP?
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Don't call me JP.
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[A snicker.]
So, the million dollar question: Ever been to Utopia?
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Of course I've been to Utopia. And I've listened to Scott explain for the billionth time why I can't leave whenever I want, even though I can, I've listened to Victor complain nonstop about Illyana, and I've watched the same X-men team fight from the sidelines for so many tabernac times my head will explode if I see Warren slowly flap to an airborne enemy once more.
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Ah. So you're from my world. That's actually great. Real great. I was getting antsy with all these alternates running around. I mean come on, it so isn't normally to see myself making out with Kurt.
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You did what with Kurt?
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I didn't do anything with Kurt. I'm dating Jubilee. But there's another me here. From another reality, where Emma Frost is his mother apparently. He's dating Kurt.
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Emma Frost is a mother? Does she still think pasties are a full costume? As a mother? [THOSE IMAGES. Full-body shudder]
You're dating Jubliee?
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Hey, I liked... the Black leather. I think Scott made her burn all the other stuff. Either that or she hid it all.
I am. Shocked? Most people are.
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Yeah she's twenty-two.
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Really? She's looked like she was twelve since... she was twelve.
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