I wanna be an alcoholic
so tonight we're going to drink the 1000th beer thats been drank in this apartment since we moved in this past August. Doing some quick calculations... we could have killed 60 people with that much beer. Thats a 150 lbs person who drank 1000 beers in 5 hours would have a high enough BAC to kill 60 people... if we keep this rate we'll have killed 240 people in the course of the school year... cool shit huh?