Fifteen Rose Petals Fall - [Voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

Disgusting, worthless little--!

[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened

Comments

[offallingsnow]

[only a few minutes later, there will be a soft knock on his door]

[its_rose_damnit]

It's open.

[Short and clipped. Dist's not in a good mood, and nor does he want a lecture right now, Nephry. He's just finishing buttoning up his red undershirt, a slightly green hued towel on the back of his chair.]

[offallingsnow]

[He's not going to get a lecture, this time.

The door opens quietly and she comes in, setting a large mug of tea on a saucer down on his desk.

And then she turns to go]

[its_rose_damnit]

[W-Well! That...was not what he was expecting. Dist looks over his shoulder first at the cup and saucer, then at Nephry's retreating form, staring in quiet surprise. Something seems amiss.]

...Nephry? [He abandons his rage, and makes to follow.] Are you all right?

[crytearsofjoy]

Oh, so threatening, Dist! [This is said with no seriousness at all. Maybe even with a little laughing.]

[its_rose_damnit]

[WINRY, YOU JERK.] Silence! This is no laughing matter! Someone dared to do an atrocity to me personally! They must be severely punished!

[crytearsofjoy]

What are you going to do Dist, talk their ears off?

[its_rose_damnit]

Perhaps I should scalp them... It's precisely what the one responsible deserves!

[soreplaceable]

[Guess whose hair still has somewhat of a purple tint?]

It was only a harmless prank, Dist. I don't think it was enough to warrant this sort of reaction...

[its_rose_damnit]

[F-Fffff, poor Ion. His hair looks like a mixture of poison and sludge. Ion, you have Dist's sympathy.]

HARMLESS?! Criminal activity such as this isn't the least bit harmless! They broke into our house, Fon Master! And...and they colored my hair green! And yours purple! Don't you want justice to be brought to these felons?!

[THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER, OKAY.]

[soreplaceable]

[At least they didn't bleach it and dye it; then he would have had to just cut it off.]

Justice in the form of an apology, perhaps.

[its_rose_damnit]

[Oh my god, if that happened to him, it really would result in homicide.]

Mm, I suppose if that's all you're looking for, Fon Master... I, on the other hand, prefer a bit of disciplinary action.

[inabook]

[voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

Yes! Someone broke into my house and dyed my, and some of my housemates', hair! Some kind of wicked little prank that I will not tolerate!

[He growls softly, chewing on his glove in irritation.] I took days to get the color out...

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[voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

I'm afraid I wholeheartedly disagree, young lady. The same thing was done to two others in my household.

[subethical]

[Ohoho. Although he can certainly appreciate the joke, your accusation is completely unfounded Dist. Dear old Jade had nothing to do with your dye job.] Now, now. It really wouldn't be fair to go around punishing others for having a sense of humor, now would it?

[its_rose_damnit]

[You're already on his list, man, don't make it worse. 8| Though Dist bristles just at the sound of Jade's voice, and the words he says. Though right now, ever words Jade could say would sound like a confession to this poor fool.]

This is hardly anything I'd consider humorous!

[subethical]

[Jade is probably on his list by default. Can't do much worse than that. Except he totally can. |D]

Clearly. A proper sense of humor is just one of the many things you lack.

[its_rose_damnit]

[Jade's name is, and forever will be, on that list. Several times, in fact. Bold, and underlined. Maybe circled, too.]

You--! ...My apologies if I don't share your and Peony's distasteful like of delinquent activity, Jade.