Twelve Rose Petals Fall - [Voice | Filtered from Nephry 100%]

Jan 29, 2011 18:23

[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.

So, after throwing up a quick filter away from ( Read more... )

addressing the lesser populace, trololol, *event: you are what you love, most mature entry ever, idkmybffjade, jaaaade~

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guythefonbot January 30 2011, 15:31:35 UTC
[GUY ISN'T EVEN GOING FOR THE DISAPPROVING TONE. He's just going to babysitter-brand exasperation.]

What are you, five?

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jeidotaku January 30 2011, 18:08:16 UTC
Months, yes.

[YOU'RE ALL TRYING TO RUIN HIS FUN, YOU SUCK. But gdmit, Dist wants to do this for as long as he possibly can. Why? Because Jade would do the exact same thing with barely any repercussions, the oily rat.]

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1/2 guythefonbot February 1 2011, 01:27:15 UTC
[Voice] guythefonbot February 1 2011, 01:28:21 UTC
So Jade, I've a question for you. Is it true that you're as old and decrepit as you pretend to be? You know, since you'd always make Luke and I do all the manual labor.

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[Voice] jeidotaku February 1 2011, 14:36:23 UTC
Oh, most definitely! Though I'm also just very lazy. I prefer to just lay around in my own filth - Peony's as well, in fact.

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[Voice] guythefonbot February 1 2011, 14:59:08 UTC
[Pfft, Guy can't comment on that because he is a good count. Sort of.]

What a shame. I can think of such better uses of your time.

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[Voice] jeidotaku February 2 2011, 18:44:35 UTC
Oh, really? And what would that be?

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[Voice] guythefonbot February 5 2011, 01:27:07 UTC
Well, you could be much, much nicer to that Dist guy for one.

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[Voice] jeidotaku February 6 2011, 01:46:52 UTC
[Dist huffs, narrowing his eyes and turning up his nose. Don't even go there, Guy.] I-I am! I only acted the way I did because I was jealous of his intellect and beauty! He's obviously better than a witless swine like me, so I had no choice...

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[Voice] guythefonbot February 6 2011, 03:10:43 UTC
[You started it bro :| ]

You are, are you? Well, that's good to hear. Because I know he doesn't say it, but I think you hurt his feelings when you torture him.

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[Voice] jeidotaku February 6 2011, 06:04:22 UTC
[Can't he just rag on jade once? Once. 8| Also, INDIGNATION...of a wholly different sort.]

My feelings are not--! Rrgh...I should have taken you apart when I had the chance to last time. Sniveling ingrates...

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[Voice] guythefonbot February 7 2011, 00:34:19 UTC
Wait, so are you saying Dist likes to be tortured by you, Jade? Is that why you do it?

[hahahahahaha~]

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[Voice] jeidotaku February 7 2011, 03:37:23 UTC
That's not it at all, be quiet! I wouldn't ever enj--...I wouldn't ever torture someone as brilliant and superior to myself as Dist is! He's my best friend, after all! And if you say anything more, I'll have his disassemble you!

[HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.]

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[Voice] guythefonbot February 8 2011, 02:45:33 UTC
Oh, he's your best friend! See, I didn't know that; I mean, last I heard, Dist wouldn't ever be friends with a traitorous snake such as yourself.

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[Voice] jeidotaku February 8 2011, 16:28:05 UTC
I wouldn't--! He wouldn't...rrrgh!! Pray you don't cross paths with either one of us! [GOD DAMNIT, GUY, YOU SUCK. Fine. You know what? Dist's just going to slam the journal right in your face. So there!]

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