Brings "The Girls Next Door" to mind...he's so fucking old!
Dear Kelly Dee,
Since I usually find myself hopelessly attracted to older, often married, men, I was wondering what are the rules in dating/fucking/marrying an older man? I've heard that during your younger years there's a formula: something like half your age plus seven years is the youngest you can date, but is there a reverse for going older? And do you hit a point where the age doesn't really matter as long as the guy isn't in adult diapers?
Thanks,
Grace
Hi there Grace,
Honestly, you're probably asking the wrong person here. I find older men to be pretty creepy, and the oldest guy I've ever dated was...hmmm...maybe three years older then me?
What is it about such older men that you find attractive, I wonder? Not that it's any of my business, you understand. I just personally find the whole older man/younger woman thing creepy as fuck. I mean...old wrinkly skin...saggy bags under their eyes....COLD HANDS. I'm not suggesting you're screwing a seriously old man, but the very thought of seeing one naked is enough to make me a lesbian again. Is it some kind of Daddy/Daughter kick that gets you off? A security thing? I'm not judging, mind, whatever rocks your girlybits is your business.
Oh man, I got way off track there and never did answer your question. My bad.
Having sworn off younger men ages ago (I think it was due to that time I got cornered into going to the Prom at the age of 20 and my old principal was all like "Hi...what are you doing here?") I like to follow one simple rule for dating. If they are old enough to legitimately be your father, you should probably not be sleeping with them. On the flip side of that, if you love them, who the fuck cares (excluding me) how old they are? I asked around for general rules of age matches and nobody could tell me of any concrete formula for figuring out how old is too old. I personally like the "if they could have fathered you, back off" rule, but that's one girl's opinion.
-KD
Since I usually find myself hopelessly attracted to older, often married, men, I was wondering what are the rules in dating/fucking/marrying an older man? I've heard that during your younger years there's a formula: something like half your age plus seven years is the youngest you can date, but is there a reverse for going older? And do you hit a point where the age doesn't really matter as long as the guy isn't in adult diapers?
Thanks,
Grace
Hi there Grace,
Honestly, you're probably asking the wrong person here. I find older men to be pretty creepy, and the oldest guy I've ever dated was...hmmm...maybe three years older then me?
What is it about such older men that you find attractive, I wonder? Not that it's any of my business, you understand. I just personally find the whole older man/younger woman thing creepy as fuck. I mean...old wrinkly skin...saggy bags under their eyes....COLD HANDS. I'm not suggesting you're screwing a seriously old man, but the very thought of seeing one naked is enough to make me a lesbian again. Is it some kind of Daddy/Daughter kick that gets you off? A security thing? I'm not judging, mind, whatever rocks your girlybits is your business.
Oh man, I got way off track there and never did answer your question. My bad.
Having sworn off younger men ages ago (I think it was due to that time I got cornered into going to the Prom at the age of 20 and my old principal was all like "Hi...what are you doing here?") I like to follow one simple rule for dating. If they are old enough to legitimately be your father, you should probably not be sleeping with them. On the flip side of that, if you love them, who the fuck cares (excluding me) how old they are? I asked around for general rules of age matches and nobody could tell me of any concrete formula for figuring out how old is too old. I personally like the "if they could have fathered you, back off" rule, but that's one girl's opinion.
-KD