I return
My computer is fried...along with all my pictures of spring break and happenings since. It now rests in the hands of one Nicholas Mattei to restore them to the land of the useful. I hold slim hope.
Im now in Washington. Its the land of the suits. I've seen people walking their dogs in suits, people riding bikes in suits, carrying out their trash in suits, and of course, carrying briefcases and smoking cigarettes in suits. Shame i dont have a briefcase.
Anyhow, Im still looking for a drinking crew, since I am 6 years younger than anyone in my office and lots of the folks in my house seem lame. One guy from duke who doesnt even live here is thus far the only member of my crew. His name is Malcolm, and hes got a decent fake at least.
My job involves me filing the mail the Congressman gets, answering the phones, and giving tours of the capital. I got about 2 hours of training today, and am now expected to be able to give tours tommorow. Im gonna bullshit my way through it.
But they throw on lots of nice shindigs for us official types up here. Today i got all the beer and taco bell I want, tommorow i get free bbq and beer. Ive been walking 2 hrs up and down the length of the mall, but I get the feeling Im still gonna come home a fatass.
Anyone who knows good bars or the like up here, please for the love of Jesus tell me where they are. I read an 800 page book since yesterday. That was with working and walking. Nobody in my house is responding to any efforts to get to know them, so Im gonna look elsewhere. Call me or IM me and im sure to get back.
Im now in Washington. Its the land of the suits. I've seen people walking their dogs in suits, people riding bikes in suits, carrying out their trash in suits, and of course, carrying briefcases and smoking cigarettes in suits. Shame i dont have a briefcase.
Anyhow, Im still looking for a drinking crew, since I am 6 years younger than anyone in my office and lots of the folks in my house seem lame. One guy from duke who doesnt even live here is thus far the only member of my crew. His name is Malcolm, and hes got a decent fake at least.
My job involves me filing the mail the Congressman gets, answering the phones, and giving tours of the capital. I got about 2 hours of training today, and am now expected to be able to give tours tommorow. Im gonna bullshit my way through it.
But they throw on lots of nice shindigs for us official types up here. Today i got all the beer and taco bell I want, tommorow i get free bbq and beer. Ive been walking 2 hrs up and down the length of the mall, but I get the feeling Im still gonna come home a fatass.
Anyone who knows good bars or the like up here, please for the love of Jesus tell me where they are. I read an 800 page book since yesterday. That was with working and walking. Nobody in my house is responding to any efforts to get to know them, so Im gonna look elsewhere. Call me or IM me and im sure to get back.