Sparkly Vampire AU!

[itmeans_arm]

*there's a new prince in town. there are many interesting things one could notice about him. his deathly pale skin, for one. his eyes which slowly change from butterscotch to topaz to black, for another. and then there's the part where he never goes out in the sun. oh, and did we mention that he's totally gorgeoushe is currently sitting in the

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[carpoftruth]

*ooh! ooh! can has freesia-scented blood and adorable mary sue clumsiness?*

[itmeans_arm]

*you mean he doesn't already? I mean- er. and Hamlet should totally be a vampire, too. if you think the world can handle the emo. ;) - Forti's eyes widen and he shifts uncomfortably when he catches Rey's scent, but he is Cooler Than Edward and so manages to not cover his nose or look like he's gonna barf*

[carpoftruth]

*well, good, because Rey has managed to trip over his own feet, spill his coffee, and knock over a table on his way to get a lid, and that is embarrassing enough*

[itmeans_arm]

*oh dear. if this continues, Rey might accidentally cut himself, and then the smell of his blood would be overwhelming. obviously, Forti must intervene! he picks up the table* Whoa there. Are you okay?

[carpoftruth]

*oooh, wow, stunning chivalrous man o' clock! because Rey is still Rey, and therefore a dork, he looks all starry-eyed and says* ... Golly.

[itmeans_arm]

*unlike Edward, is not unaware of his tendency to dazzle people. :D smiles* Hey. You might want to watch where you're going.

[carpoftruth]

... Oh? Oh! Right -- of course. This ... happens, sometimes. A lot of the time. Usually I end up injuring myself. *sheepishsheepish, picking up a clump of napkins for which to clean up the coffee with* Thank you.

[itmeans_arm]

*he smells so good why does he have to smell so good?????* You're welcome. Careful-! *steadies him as he cleans so he doesn't bang his head on the table*

[carpoftruth]

*he was going to bang his head, too, but aaaaah stunning chivalrous man touching him o' clock -- and it's a quarter to swoontime* -- O-Oh -- thank you --

[itmeans_arm]

*grins* You're welcome again.

[carpoftruth]

*ooh, he's grinning! and Rey is dazed because he's rilly plain, you know, despite the hordes of people who want in his pants, and this gorgeous butterscotch-or-topaz-or-black-eyed prince charming is grinning at him --* S-Sorry.

[itmeans_arm]

*probably butterscotch at the moment, because, again unlike Edward, Forti realizes that if he's going to be near people, it's a good idea to eat first- and he's starting to realize that hey, Rey's pretty gorgeous himself, isn't he?* No problem.

[carpoftruth]

*butterscotch eyes -- that's fantastic* U-Um. D'you see a clipboard? I think I dropped my clipboard.

[itmeans_arm]

*finds it* Here you go.

[carpoftruth]

*clutching the clipboard to his chest like the security blanket it is, though it might make his cleaning-up attempts even more clumsy* You know, you look a lot like Prince Fortinbras of Norway? The handsome, mysterious one who showed up out of nowhere. Um. That's a compliment.

[itmeans_arm]

*laughs* Thanks. I am Prince Fortinbras of Norway.