Aug 26, 2006 02:25
Well I was packing today and i found something and I'd like to tell everyone a story. This one time in Geometry I had the dumbest teacher anyone could have. She was pretty damn ugly and everyone was sure she was a lesbian. She was also in love with cats and had cats all over her classroom. Sometimes She'd say something that could be taken the wrong way and since all I did in that class was make fun of her with Laura, I made a list of these phrases. It's entitled: Mrs. Beauregards Sexual Words and Phrases
1.It will get harder
2.Go at it
3.I'm almost there
4.Lets do it
5.Oooohhhh
6.Which one's on top?
7.Ahhhhhh
8.There's nothing real hard here
9.Ummmmm( don't know about that one lol)
10.Sometimes they're easy
11.Lay them on top of one another
That completes my list and my story.
I think what is more amazing is that I wrote them down and i listened in class for anything that could seem sexual. lol That was a good year. I miss freshman and especially sophmore year. Good times!