The Pairing List That Ate Fandom, Part One
Okay, here are the first three hundred entries for this round of the Pairing List. I'm going to be posting in parts like this basically until I run out of names, both so that everybody won't have to wait so long to see it and to spread out the fun over a few more days. ;)
Deadline: Any story may be posted until June 15.
People may call dibs on any pairing they wish in the comments, along with the usual joke-cracking and eye-gouging. *evil grin* The romantic angle is optional but encouraged, although if you can come up with a fabulous crossover idea for any pairing without using the romantic angle, by all means, go ahead.
The next part of the list will hopefully be up by Thursday night. *crosses fingers*
The Pairing List That Ate Fandom -- Part One
1. Riva Konneva (Chicks in Chainmail/Mathemagics)/Roy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Merton J. Dingle (Big Wolf on Campus)
3. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)/Edmond Dantes (The Count of Monte Cristo)
4. Paul Luther (Eternal Darkness)/John Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis)
5. Atreyu (The NeverEnding Story)/CJ Cregg (The West Wing)
6. Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing)/Juna (Arjuna)
7. Malice Doll (Malice@doll)/Stephen Maturin (Master and Commander)
8. Eminem/Daniel Jakson (Stargate SG-1)
9. Blue Beetle (DC Comics)/Drusilla (BtVS/Angel)
10. Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)/Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
11. Gulliver (Gulliver's Travels)/Count Rugen (The Princess Bride) -- That's ... kind of intriguing, actually.
12. Ramon Salazar (24)/Yoda (Star Wars)
13. Dairine Callahan (Young Wizards series)/Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
14. Scarlett O'Hara (Gone With The Wind)/Trip Tucker (Star Trek Enterprise)
15. Carrie Kelly (Dark Knight Returns)/Janet Frasier (Stargate SG-1)
16. Mulder (X-Files)/Susan Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia) -- Is it wrong that I really want to see what someone could do with that one?
17. Saya (Blood: The Last Vampire)/Odin (Norse myths)
18. Joker (Batman, any 'verse)/Jack (Fables)
19. Greased-Up Deaf Guy (Family Guy)/Cecile de Volanges (Dangerous Liaisons)
20. Cleopatra/Cliff Fittir (Star Ocean 3)
21. Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow)/Venus (TMNT, live action series)
22. Grant Jansky (Traders)/Sohma Momiji (Fruits Basket)
23. Col. Nathan Jessup (A Few Good Men, movie)/Don Eppes (Numb3rs)
24. Alma Beoulve (Final Fantasy Tactics)/Nasir (Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance)
25. The Little Prince (The Little Prince, book)/Tom Collins (Rent)
26. Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Hitchhiker's Gude to the Galaxy)/Brunnhild (Dark Kingdom)
27. Arwen (Lord of the Rings)/Sam Winchester (Supernatural) -- *snickers* I triple-dog dare someone to do that.
28. Lusipher (Poison Elves)/Frannie Vecchio (Due South)
29. Jon-Tom Merriweather (Spellsinger)/Near (Death Note)
30. Brian Kinney (Queer as Folk US)/Grant Jansky (Traders)
31. Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)/Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
32. Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower)/Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction) -- *gawks* I would pay someone to write that, if I had any money.
33. Kid Icarus (Kid Icarus)/Scott Tracy (Thunderbirds)
34. Duncan MacLeod (Highlander)/Chloe Sullivan (Smallville) -- C'mon, I know there's got to be someone who'll write that one.
35. Arthu Dent (HHGttG)/Legolas (LotR) -- *dies laughing*
36. glasses!Kafra (Ragnarok Online)/Faith (BtVS)
37. Dominic Toretto (The Fast and the Furious)/Cameron Mitchell (Stargate SG-1) -- Hee! I think I love this one. :)
38. John Constantine (any 'verse)/Gilderoy Lockhart (HP) -- *splorfle* John would kill him. Slowly. Even the movie version of him.
39. John Winchester (Supernatural)/William Bush (Horatio Hornblower series)
40. Demona (Gargoyles)/Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
41. Edmund Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)/Addison Montgomery-Sheppard (Grey's Anatomy)
42. Saffron (Firefly)/Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars prequels)
43. Rize (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars)
44. Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG1)/Lord Bowler (The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.)
45. Emily (The Corpse Bride)/Lloyd Dobler (Say Anything)
46. John Constantine (Constantine)/Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1)
47. Bruno Walton (Bruno & Boots)/Shawn Farrell (The 4400)
48. Winifred Burkle/Illyria (BtVS/Angel)/Simon Tam (Firefly) -- It may have already been written, and yet I don't care.
49. Jeff Spicoli (Fast Times At Ridgemont High)/Ethan Rayne (BtVS)
50. Evangelion Unit 02 (Neon Genesis Evangelion)/Lindsay (Arrested Development)
51. Shawn Farrell (The 4400)/Niou Masaharu (Prince of Tennis)
52. Fozzie Bear (The Muppet Show)/Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach)
53. Archie Kennedy (Hornblower)/Anthony Swofford (Jarhead)
54. Melanie Smooter (Sweet Home Alabama)/Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho)
55. Elli Quinn (Vorkosigan series)/Catherine Willowes (CSI)
56. Gwen Raiden (Angel)/Blues (Rockman)
57. Egon Spengler (Ghostbusters)/Bobbi Bernstein (Sports Night)
58. Sam Winchester (Supernatural)/Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap) -- OMG, Sam in Dean's body! Sammy doesn't know! I'm not allowed to write this! *dives under couch to avoid plotbunny* (No, really, I'm not allowed, although mostly because I'm pretty sure I couldn't carry off Sam Beckett and I don't have all of Quantum Leap anyway.)
59. Johnny Smith (The Dead Zone, TV series)/Ed Wood (Ed Wood, movie or real life)
60. The Boogiepop Phantom (Boogiepop Phantom Series/movies/books)/Huckleberry Finn (Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)
61. Rachel Summers (X-Men)/Herbert West (Re-Animator)
62. Xander (BtVS)/Gilder (Skies of Arcadia)
63. Kaylee (Firefly)/Tara (BtVS)
64. Lilah Morgan (Angel)/Maddy (Jonathan Creek)
65. Dan Cain (Re-Animator)/Esme Squalor (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
66. Nicole Wallace (Law and Order: Criminal Intent)/Widget (Widget the World Watcher)
67. Jonathan Crane (Batman Begins)/Illyana Rasputin (X-Men)
68. Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)/Van Fanel (Vision of Escaflowne)
69. Margene Hendrickson (Big Love)/Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)
70. Jake Taylor (Major League)/The Dauphin (Yellowjacket Greenapple P.I.)
71. Anais Nin/Oshitari Yuushi (Prince of Tennis)
72. George O'Malley (Grey's Anatomy)/Drusilla (BtVS/Angel) -- Well, hell, if he can put up with Meredith, he can put up with her. ;)
73. Yellowjacket Greenapple, (Yellowjacket Greenapple P.I.)/Sherlock Holmes
74. Pete Wisdom (X-Men)/Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach)
75. Dr. Hill (Re-Animator)/Edmund Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia)
76. Shawn Farrell (The 4400)/Harrison Davies (Tru Calling)
77. Patrick (Coupling)/Ms. Bitters (Invader Zim)
78. Kaneda (Akira)/Jack (An American Werewolf in London)
79. Leon (Resident Evil 4)/Iwaki Kyosuke (Haru wo Date Ita)
80. Summer Roberts (The O.C.)/Gilderoy Lockhart (HP)
81. Cindy MacKenzie (Veronica Mars)/Bernard Black (Black Books) -- There is a part of me that would be hopelessly amused by anyone who can pull this off.
82. HK-47 (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)/Rubeus Hagrid (HP)
83. Maeby (Arrested Development)/Beowulf Kadmus (Final Fantasy Tactics)
84. Sophie Neveu (The Da Vinici Code)/Unicorn/Amalthea (The Last Unicorn)
85. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)/Celestine The Living Saint (Warhammer 40,000)
86. Starlite (Rainbow Brite)/Florina (Fire Emblem: The Blazing Sword)
87. Legato Bluesummers (Trigun)/Major Edrington (Horatio Hornblower)
88. Robert Chase (House MD)/Lauren Reed (Alias)
89. Princess Ann (Roman Holiday)/Kitty Cogham (Horatio Hornblower)
90. Sabriel (Sabriel)/Wesley Wyndham-Pryce (BtVS/Angel)
91. Pyro (X-Men movieverse)/Bruce Lewis (The Dead Zone, TV series)
92. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)/Alucard (Hellsing)
93. Kefka (Final Fantasy 6)/Ivan Vorpatril (Vorkosigan series)
94. Harley Quinn (Batman)/Caroline (Green Wing)
95. Clem (BtVS)/Penelope Clearwater (HP)
96. Yoda (Star Wars)/Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket)
97. Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)/Xander (BtVS)
98. Thanatos (Secret of Mana)/Tim Drake (Batman)
99. Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights)/John Munch (Homicide/SVU)
100. Bernard Wrangle (Stilllife for Woodpecker)/Nita Callahan (Young Wizards)
101. Morpheus (Sandman)/Puck (Midsummer Night's Dream)
102. Sue White (Green Wing)/Roy Mustang (FullMetal Alchemist)
103. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)/Nick Naylor (Thank You For Smoking)
104. Jabberwocky (Alice Through The Looking Glass)/Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days)
105. Meg Thatcher (due South)/Gerald Wimsey (Lord Peter Wimsey series)
106. Soubi (Loveless)/Han Solo (Star Wars)
107. Will Tippin (Alias)/Yuri Hyuga (Shadow Hearts)
108. Bel Thorne (Vorkosigan series)/Edward Roivas (Eternal Darkness)
109. The Duke of Plaza-Toro (The Gondoliers)/Vincent Chase (Entourage)
110. Mac (Green Wing)/Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear)
111. Magical Trevor (Weebls)/Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)
112. Church (Red vs. Blue)/Allison Cameron (House MD)
113. The Wolf (Pulp Fiction)/Gaara (Naruto)
114. Rock Lee (Naruto)/Grace Stewart (The Others)
115. David Xanatos (Gargoyles)/Stitch (Lilo and Stitch)
116. Edgar (Final Fantasy 6)/Sohma Hatori (Fruits Basket)
117. Xellos (Slayers)/Nigel (Crossing Jordan)
118. Luna (HP)/Emily Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
119. Jecht (Final Fantasy X)/Cally (Battlestar Galactica, new series)
120. Pam Beesly (The Office US)/Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
121. Charles Winchester III (M*A*S*H)/Ansem (Kingdom Hearts)
122. Jack Twist (Brokeback Mountain)/Izzie Stevens (Grey's Anatomy)
123. Kyle Valenti (Roswell)/Kurosawa Rei (Fatal Frame III)
124. Jason Bourne (The Bourne movieverse)/Luna Lovegood (HP)
125. Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H)/Valentine Wiggin (Ender's Game)
126. Luke Skywalker (SW)/Eddie Dean (Dark Tower)
127. Rogue (X-Men)/Neil Perry (Dead Poets Society)/
128. Grace Polk (Joan of Arcadia)/Nick Stokes (CSI)
129. Paul Smecker (Boondock Saints)/Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)
130. Sam Winchester (Supernatural)/Sunny Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
131. Greg Sanders (CSI)/Tom Servo (MST3K)
132. Buster (Arrested Development)/Mary Winchester (Supernatural)
133. Paris Gellar (Gilmore Girls)/Donna Moss (The West Wing) --HEE!
134. Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)/The Doctor (Doctor Who) -- A shiny nickel to whoever writes this. Oh, yes.
135. Sharon "Boomer" Valenti (BSG, new series)/Zack Morris (Saved By The Bell)
136. Charley Baltimore (The Long Kiss Goodnight)/Laura Roslin (BSG, new series)
137. Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Jack Sparrow (PotC)
138. The Prince (Katamari Damacy)/Madison Sinclair (Veronica Mars)
139. Gilgamesh (Fate/stay night)/Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthil (Animorphs)
140. Eric Foreman (House MD)/Gavroche Thenardier (Les Miserables)
141. Uthur Pendragon (Arthurian Legends)/Jack the monkey (PotC)
142. Sean (The Forsaken)/Gilder (Skies of Arcadia)
143. Zack (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)/River Tam (Firefly)
144. Sal 9000 (2010 Sapce Odyssey)/Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
145. Black Mokona (xxxHOLIC)/Izlude Tingel (Final Fantasy Tactics)
146. Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek Voyager)/Robert Chase (House MD)
147. Cassandra Cain (Batgirl)/V (V for Vendetta)
148. Temperance Brennan (Bones)/Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who) -- *splorfle*
149. Eve (Black Cat)/Conan O'Brien (Late Night W/ Conan O'Brien)
150. George Lass (Dead Like Me)/Data (Star Trek TNG)
151. Rabi (D.Gray-man)/Max Fischer (Rushmore)
152. Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)/Diamondback (Near Dark)
153. Peeves (HP)/Lori Baxter (Big Wolf on Campus)
154. Greg House (House MD)/Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables)
155. Alistair McKeon (Honor Harrington books)/Lionel Luthor (Smallville)
156. Elliott Stabler (Law and Order SVU)/Eowyn (LotR)
157. Stewie (Family Guy)/Kevin Mask (Ultimate Muscle)
158. Nicki Hendrickson (Big Love)/Amelia Donaghy (The Bone Collector)
159. Veronica (Archie comics)/Ronon Dex (SGA)
160. Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)/Leo McGarry (The West Wing)
161. Cameron Mitchell (Stargate SG-1)/Mal Reynolds (Firefly) -- *flails and points*
162. Fenrir Greyback (HP)/Freddie Femur (Strangers in Paradise)
163. Warren Peace (Sky High)/Sam Winchester (Supernatural) -- Oh, YES. I may call dibs on that one. Mmm-hmm.
164. Ororo Munroe (X-Men)/Jean Valjean (Les Miserables)
165. Stanley Kowalski (due South)/Haku (Spirited Away)
166. Eowyn (LotR)/Raziel (Lamb)
167. Fox Mulder (The X-Files)/Lumiere (Disney's Beauty and the Beast)
168. Storm (X-Men)/Slimey (Sesame Street)
169. Ayla (The Clan of the Cave Bear)/Arthur Dent (HHGttG, book)
170. Kara Thrace (BSG)/Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
171. Kikyou (Inuyasha)/Rogue (X-Men movieverse)
172. Ray Vecchio (due South)/El Mariachi (Desperado)
173. Norrington (PotC)/Pikachu (Pokemon)
174. Faceman (A-Team)/Lincoln Rhyme (The Bone Collector)
175. Bobby Hill (King of the Hill)/Lee Adama (BSG)
176. Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)/John Sheppard (SGA)
177. Sayid (Lost)/Martouf (Stargate SG-1)
178. Mr. Hooper (Sesame Street)/Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
179. Lincoln Rhyme (The Bone Collector)/Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
180. Cliff McCormack (Veronica Mars)/Rubeus Hagrid (HP)
181. Freddy Kruger (Nightmare on Elm Street)/Ana Lucia (Lost)
182. Piper Halliwell (Charmed)/Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
18.3 White Goodman (Dodgeball)/Cordelia Chase (Angel)
184. Manticore (City of Heroes)/Yukari0sensei (Azumanga Daioh)
185. Steph Brown (Batman, DCU)/Shawn Farrell (The 4400)
186. Wolverine (X-Men, movie or comic)/Cheery Littlebottom (Discworld)
187. Sanji (One Piece)/Tony Almeda (24)
188. Sapphire (Sapphire and Steel)/Jaime Lannister (Song of Fire and Ice)
189. Yuuko Ichihara (xxxHOLIC)/Ovelia Atkascha (Final Fantasy Tactics)
190. Ukiah Oregon (Alien Taste)/Jim's Dad (American Pie)
191. Robin Hood/Beatrice (Much Ado About Nothing)
192. Dr. Natalie Lambert (Forever Knight)/Illyria (Angel)
193. Emily Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)/Ray Stantz (Ghostbusters)
194. Kiba (Wolf's Rain)/Jesse (BtVS)
195. The Hydra (Disney's Hercules)/Leeloo (The Fifth Element)
196. Simon Tam (Firefly)/Fixit (Animated Teen Titans)
197. Dr. Garrett Macy (Crossing Jordan)/Dr. John Dorian (Scrubs)
198. Iron Mouse (Sailor Moon)/Mark (Empire Records)
199. Sir Gawain (Sir Gawain and the Green Knight)/Harry Osborn (Spider-Man movieverse)
200. Axl (Megaman X)/Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo)
201. Dr. Guppy Sandhu (Casualty)/Frank Grimes (Simpsons)
202. Miss Parker (The Pretender)/Tess Harding (Roswell)
203. John Crichton (Farscape)/Howl (Howl's Moving Castle, movie or book)
204. The King of All Cosmos (Katamari Damacy)/Sam Seaborn (West Wing)
205. Galen Tyrol (BSG, new series)/Delirium (Sandman)
206. Deathstrike (X-Men movieverse)/Janet Weiss (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
207. Cassandra Cain (DCU)/Cullyn (Deverry Series)
208. Grace the secretary (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)/Marvin (HHGttG)
209. Caster (Fate/stay night)/Dr. Crane (Batman Begins)
210. Faust (Guilty Gear)/Father Calero (Miracles)
211. Jonathan (Jonathan Creek)/Marion Ravenwood (Indiana Jones)
212. Robyn Slinger (Top Ten, by Alan Moore)/Chelo (Love and Rockets/Heartbreak Soup)
213. Hanse (Thieves' World)/Proinsias Cassidy (Preacher)
214. Thelma (Hex)/Joan (Clone High)
215. Zaphod Beeblebrox (HHGttG)/Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap) -- BWAH! I dare you. *pokes all of you*
216. Cleo (Clone High)/Lilly Kane (Veronica Mars)
217. Wadsworth (Clue movie)/Robo-Ky (Guilty Gear)
218. Dracula/Jack Jeebs (Men in Black)
219. Matou Shinji (Fate/stay night)/Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
220. Neville Longbottom (HP)/Elric of Melnibone (Eternal Champions)
221. Major Lorne (Stargate Atlantis)/Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)
222. Treebeard (LotR)/Agent 355 (Y: The Last Man)
223. Van Helsing (Van Helsing)/Jake (Animorphs)
224. Lucius Fox (Batman Begins)/Nick Stokes (CSI)
225. The (debauched) sloth (Patrick O'Brian)/Jeff Smax/Jaafs Mackson (Top Ten, by Alan Moore)
226. Legolas (LotR)/Marco (Animorphs)
227. Hopey (Love and Rockets)/Lt. Morris Scahffer (Where Eagles Dare)
228. Lionel Luthor (Smallville)/Mr. Tumnus (Chronicles of Narnia)
229. Jackie Kowalski (Top Ten, by Alan Moore)/Rachel (Animorphs)
230. The Narcoleptic Argentinian (Moulin Rouge)/Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
231. Dr. Emmitt Brown (Back to the Future)/Ethan Rayne (BtVS)
232. Neville Longbottom (HP)/Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis) -- *squeals*
233. Wednesday (American Gods)/Geshtar (Secret of Mana)
234. Gilbert Norrell (Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell)/Princess Leia (Star Wars)
235. SpongeBob SquarePants/Johnny Storm (Fantastic Four movieverse)
236. Danny Taylor (Without a Trace)/Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
237. Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)/Keith Mars (Veronica Mars)
238. Josh Lyman (The West Wing)/Isabelle Tyler (The 4400) -- Ooo. Ooooooooo. That one could be interesting.
239. Ed (Shaun of the Dead)/Maladicta (Discworld)
240. Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)/Kermit Griffin (Kung Fu: The Legend Continues)
241. Martin the wrrior (Redwall)/Ennis del Mar (Brokeback Mountain)
242. Serafina Pekkala (His Dark Materials)/Havelock Vetinari (Discworld)
243. Dr. Nii (Saiyuki)/Rupert Giles (BtVS)
244. Misty (Pokemon)/Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula)
245. Librarian (Discworld)/Gabriel Van Helsing (Van Helsing)
246. William Bush (Hornblower)/Hawkgirl (JLU)
247. Gromit (Wallace and Gromit)/Ravus (Valiant, book by Holly Black)
248. Magenta (Sky High)/Agent Fox Mulder (X-Files) -- HEE!
249. Casey Novak (Law & Order SVU)/Smurfette (The Smurfs)
250. Nymphadora Tonks (HP)/Sonic Boom (Sky High)
251. Setzer Gabbiani (Final Fantasy 6)/Edna Mode (The Incredibles)
252. Manabe Kakeru (Fruits Basket)/Dr. Frank N Furter (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
253. Mayuko (Fruits Basket)/Martin Blank (Grosse Pointe Blank)
254. Captain Jack Sparrow (PotC)/The Master (Doctor Who)
255. Dana Scully (The X-Files)/Severus Snape (HP)
256. Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki)/The Log Lady (Twin Peaks)
257. Spike (BtVS)/Earl Hickey (My Name is Earl)
258. Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)/Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins)
259. Victor (The Corpse Bride)/Kurapica (Hunter X Hunter)
260. Dr. Henry Jekyll (LXG, movieverse)/Richard 'Data' Wang (The Goonies)
261. Darla (BtVS/Angel)/Frankie (Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow)
262. Caleb (East of Eden, movieverse)/Pip Bernadette (Hellsing)
263. Sophy Stanton-Lacy (The Grand Sophy)/Alex (A Clockwork Orange, movieverse)
264. Le Compte de Guiche (Cyrano de Bergerac)/Rinslet Walker (Black Cat)
265. Tycho (Penny Arcade)/Gaz (Invader Zim)
266. Robin Hood (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)/Ling Ling (Drawn Together)
267. Evey Hammond (V for Vendetta)/Professor Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes)
268. Shawn Farrell (The 4400)/Dr. Mark Craig (St. Elsewhere)
269. Grimace (Ronald McDonald)/Ryoko (Alichino)
270. Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)/Train Heartnet (Black Cat)
271. Tenna (I Feel Sick)/Randolph Carter (H.P. Lovecraft)
272. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)/Ken Pile (A Fish Called Wanda)
273. Ainsley Hayes (The West Wing)/Jack Sparrow (PotC)
274. Christine Daae (The Phantom of the Opera)/Vizzini (The Princess Bride) -- Whoever pulls this off has my undying adoration.
275. Cthulhu/Verona (Van Helsing)
276. Kyle Valenti (Roswell)/Elliot Stabler (Law and Order SVU)
277. Ethan Rayne (BtVS)/Doraemon (Doraemon)
278. Zoey Bartlet (West Wing)/Jack Crow (Vampires)
279. Val Russel (Valiant, by Holly Black)/Cass Caine (DCU)
280. Killua (Hunter X Hunter)/Albert Rosenfield (Twin Peaks)
281. Mickey Smith (Doctor Who)/Drusilla (BtVS) --*giggles* Talk about people who'd scare the hell out of poor Mickey.
282. Sharon Valerii (BSG, new series)/Jed Walker (Sandman)
283. Dolores Umbridge (HP)/Mary Malone (His Dark Materials)
284. David (The Lost Boys)/(Doogie Howser (Doogie Howser, M.D.)
285. Layla (Sky High)/Marco Pacella (The 4400) -- Awwwwwwww. They'd be so cute together! You know, when she got legal.
286. B1 (Playschool)/Imhotep (Mummy Returns)
287. Eomer (LotR)/Daniel (Sandman)
288. Rukia (Bleach)/Gabe (Penny Arcade)
289. Kimimaro (Naruto)/Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
290. Fess Higgins (Firefly)/Rodney Skinner (LXG, movieverse)
291. Pintsize (Questionable Content)/Harry Salt (Incompetence)
292. Nightcrawler (X-men)/Evelyn Carnahan (The Mummy movieverse)
293. Chris Perry Halliwell (Charmed)/Warren Peace (Sky High) -- Oh, that's just a little hot. Mmm.
294. Yorick (Hamlet)/Rose Red (Fables)
295. Horatio Hornblower (Horatio Hornblower)/Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
296. Dracula (Dracula 2000)/Brandon Heat (Gungrave)
297. Wesley (Angel)/Paul (Kingdom Hospital)
298. Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)/Donald D'Arby (Traders)
299. Ray Kowalski (due South)/Danny Ocean (Ocean's Eleven)
300. Willy Loomis (Dark Shadows)/Sam (Stargate SG-1)
Deadline: Any story may be posted until June 15.
People may call dibs on any pairing they wish in the comments, along with the usual joke-cracking and eye-gouging. *evil grin* The romantic angle is optional but encouraged, although if you can come up with a fabulous crossover idea for any pairing without using the romantic angle, by all means, go ahead.
The next part of the list will hopefully be up by Thursday night. *crosses fingers*
The Pairing List That Ate Fandom -- Part One
1. Riva Konneva (Chicks in Chainmail/Mathemagics)/Roy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Merton J. Dingle (Big Wolf on Campus)
3. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)/Edmond Dantes (The Count of Monte Cristo)
4. Paul Luther (Eternal Darkness)/John Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis)
5. Atreyu (The NeverEnding Story)/CJ Cregg (The West Wing)
6. Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing)/Juna (Arjuna)
7. Malice Doll (Malice@doll)/Stephen Maturin (Master and Commander)
8. Eminem/Daniel Jakson (Stargate SG-1)
9. Blue Beetle (DC Comics)/Drusilla (BtVS/Angel)
10. Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)/Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
11. Gulliver (Gulliver's Travels)/Count Rugen (The Princess Bride) -- That's ... kind of intriguing, actually.
12. Ramon Salazar (24)/Yoda (Star Wars)
13. Dairine Callahan (Young Wizards series)/Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
14. Scarlett O'Hara (Gone With The Wind)/Trip Tucker (Star Trek Enterprise)
15. Carrie Kelly (Dark Knight Returns)/Janet Frasier (Stargate SG-1)
16. Mulder (X-Files)/Susan Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia) -- Is it wrong that I really want to see what someone could do with that one?
17. Saya (Blood: The Last Vampire)/Odin (Norse myths)
18. Joker (Batman, any 'verse)/Jack (Fables)
19. Greased-Up Deaf Guy (Family Guy)/Cecile de Volanges (Dangerous Liaisons)
20. Cleopatra/Cliff Fittir (Star Ocean 3)
21. Headless Horseman (Sleepy Hollow)/Venus (TMNT, live action series)
22. Grant Jansky (Traders)/Sohma Momiji (Fruits Basket)
23. Col. Nathan Jessup (A Few Good Men, movie)/Don Eppes (Numb3rs)
24. Alma Beoulve (Final Fantasy Tactics)/Nasir (Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance)
25. The Little Prince (The Little Prince, book)/Tom Collins (Rent)
26. Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (Hitchhiker's Gude to the Galaxy)/Brunnhild (Dark Kingdom)
27. Arwen (Lord of the Rings)/Sam Winchester (Supernatural) -- *snickers* I triple-dog dare someone to do that.
28. Lusipher (Poison Elves)/Frannie Vecchio (Due South)
29. Jon-Tom Merriweather (Spellsinger)/Near (Death Note)
30. Brian Kinney (Queer as Folk US)/Grant Jansky (Traders)
31. Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)/Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
32. Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower)/Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction) -- *gawks* I would pay someone to write that, if I had any money.
33. Kid Icarus (Kid Icarus)/Scott Tracy (Thunderbirds)
34. Duncan MacLeod (Highlander)/Chloe Sullivan (Smallville) -- C'mon, I know there's got to be someone who'll write that one.
35. Arthu Dent (HHGttG)/Legolas (LotR) -- *dies laughing*
36. glasses!Kafra (Ragnarok Online)/Faith (BtVS)
37. Dominic Toretto (The Fast and the Furious)/Cameron Mitchell (Stargate SG-1) -- Hee! I think I love this one. :)
38. John Constantine (any 'verse)/Gilderoy Lockhart (HP) -- *splorfle* John would kill him. Slowly. Even the movie version of him.
39. John Winchester (Supernatural)/William Bush (Horatio Hornblower series)
40. Demona (Gargoyles)/Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
41. Edmund Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)/Addison Montgomery-Sheppard (Grey's Anatomy)
42. Saffron (Firefly)/Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars prequels)
43. Rize (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars)
44. Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG1)/Lord Bowler (The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.)
45. Emily (The Corpse Bride)/Lloyd Dobler (Say Anything)
46. John Constantine (Constantine)/Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1)
47. Bruno Walton (Bruno & Boots)/Shawn Farrell (The 4400)
48. Winifred Burkle/Illyria (BtVS/Angel)/Simon Tam (Firefly) -- It may have already been written, and yet I don't care.
49. Jeff Spicoli (Fast Times At Ridgemont High)/Ethan Rayne (BtVS)
50. Evangelion Unit 02 (Neon Genesis Evangelion)/Lindsay (Arrested Development)
51. Shawn Farrell (The 4400)/Niou Masaharu (Prince of Tennis)
52. Fozzie Bear (The Muppet Show)/Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach)
53. Archie Kennedy (Hornblower)/Anthony Swofford (Jarhead)
54. Melanie Smooter (Sweet Home Alabama)/Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho)
55. Elli Quinn (Vorkosigan series)/Catherine Willowes (CSI)
56. Gwen Raiden (Angel)/Blues (Rockman)
57. Egon Spengler (Ghostbusters)/Bobbi Bernstein (Sports Night)
58. Sam Winchester (Supernatural)/Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap) -- OMG, Sam in Dean's body! Sammy doesn't know! I'm not allowed to write this! *dives under couch to avoid plotbunny* (No, really, I'm not allowed, although mostly because I'm pretty sure I couldn't carry off Sam Beckett and I don't have all of Quantum Leap anyway.)
59. Johnny Smith (The Dead Zone, TV series)/Ed Wood (Ed Wood, movie or real life)
60. The Boogiepop Phantom (Boogiepop Phantom Series/movies/books)/Huckleberry Finn (Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)
61. Rachel Summers (X-Men)/Herbert West (Re-Animator)
62. Xander (BtVS)/Gilder (Skies of Arcadia)
63. Kaylee (Firefly)/Tara (BtVS)
64. Lilah Morgan (Angel)/Maddy (Jonathan Creek)
65. Dan Cain (Re-Animator)/Esme Squalor (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
66. Nicole Wallace (Law and Order: Criminal Intent)/Widget (Widget the World Watcher)
67. Jonathan Crane (Batman Begins)/Illyana Rasputin (X-Men)
68. Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)/Van Fanel (Vision of Escaflowne)
69. Margene Hendrickson (Big Love)/Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)
70. Jake Taylor (Major League)/The Dauphin (Yellowjacket Greenapple P.I.)
71. Anais Nin/Oshitari Yuushi (Prince of Tennis)
72. George O'Malley (Grey's Anatomy)/Drusilla (BtVS/Angel) -- Well, hell, if he can put up with Meredith, he can put up with her. ;)
73. Yellowjacket Greenapple, (Yellowjacket Greenapple P.I.)/Sherlock Holmes
74. Pete Wisdom (X-Men)/Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach)
75. Dr. Hill (Re-Animator)/Edmund Pevensie (Chronicles of Narnia)
76. Shawn Farrell (The 4400)/Harrison Davies (Tru Calling)
77. Patrick (Coupling)/Ms. Bitters (Invader Zim)
78. Kaneda (Akira)/Jack (An American Werewolf in London)
79. Leon (Resident Evil 4)/Iwaki Kyosuke (Haru wo Date Ita)
80. Summer Roberts (The O.C.)/Gilderoy Lockhart (HP)
81. Cindy MacKenzie (Veronica Mars)/Bernard Black (Black Books) -- There is a part of me that would be hopelessly amused by anyone who can pull this off.
82. HK-47 (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)/Rubeus Hagrid (HP)
83. Maeby (Arrested Development)/Beowulf Kadmus (Final Fantasy Tactics)
84. Sophie Neveu (The Da Vinici Code)/Unicorn/Amalthea (The Last Unicorn)
85. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)/Celestine The Living Saint (Warhammer 40,000)
86. Starlite (Rainbow Brite)/Florina (Fire Emblem: The Blazing Sword)
87. Legato Bluesummers (Trigun)/Major Edrington (Horatio Hornblower)
88. Robert Chase (House MD)/Lauren Reed (Alias)
89. Princess Ann (Roman Holiday)/Kitty Cogham (Horatio Hornblower)
90. Sabriel (Sabriel)/Wesley Wyndham-Pryce (BtVS/Angel)
91. Pyro (X-Men movieverse)/Bruce Lewis (The Dead Zone, TV series)
92. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)/Alucard (Hellsing)
93. Kefka (Final Fantasy 6)/Ivan Vorpatril (Vorkosigan series)
94. Harley Quinn (Batman)/Caroline (Green Wing)
95. Clem (BtVS)/Penelope Clearwater (HP)
96. Yoda (Star Wars)/Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket)
97. Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)/Xander (BtVS)
98. Thanatos (Secret of Mana)/Tim Drake (Batman)
99. Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights)/John Munch (Homicide/SVU)
100. Bernard Wrangle (Stilllife for Woodpecker)/Nita Callahan (Young Wizards)
101. Morpheus (Sandman)/Puck (Midsummer Night's Dream)
102. Sue White (Green Wing)/Roy Mustang (FullMetal Alchemist)
103. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)/Nick Naylor (Thank You For Smoking)
104. Jabberwocky (Alice Through The Looking Glass)/Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days)
105. Meg Thatcher (due South)/Gerald Wimsey (Lord Peter Wimsey series)
106. Soubi (Loveless)/Han Solo (Star Wars)
107. Will Tippin (Alias)/Yuri Hyuga (Shadow Hearts)
108. Bel Thorne (Vorkosigan series)/Edward Roivas (Eternal Darkness)
109. The Duke of Plaza-Toro (The Gondoliers)/Vincent Chase (Entourage)
110. Mac (Green Wing)/Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear)
111. Magical Trevor (Weebls)/Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)
112. Church (Red vs. Blue)/Allison Cameron (House MD)
113. The Wolf (Pulp Fiction)/Gaara (Naruto)
114. Rock Lee (Naruto)/Grace Stewart (The Others)
115. David Xanatos (Gargoyles)/Stitch (Lilo and Stitch)
116. Edgar (Final Fantasy 6)/Sohma Hatori (Fruits Basket)
117. Xellos (Slayers)/Nigel (Crossing Jordan)
118. Luna (HP)/Emily Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
119. Jecht (Final Fantasy X)/Cally (Battlestar Galactica, new series)
120. Pam Beesly (The Office US)/Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
121. Charles Winchester III (M*A*S*H)/Ansem (Kingdom Hearts)
122. Jack Twist (Brokeback Mountain)/Izzie Stevens (Grey's Anatomy)
123. Kyle Valenti (Roswell)/Kurosawa Rei (Fatal Frame III)
124. Jason Bourne (The Bourne movieverse)/Luna Lovegood (HP)
125. Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H)/Valentine Wiggin (Ender's Game)
126. Luke Skywalker (SW)/Eddie Dean (Dark Tower)
127. Rogue (X-Men)/Neil Perry (Dead Poets Society)/
128. Grace Polk (Joan of Arcadia)/Nick Stokes (CSI)
129. Paul Smecker (Boondock Saints)/Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)
130. Sam Winchester (Supernatural)/Sunny Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
131. Greg Sanders (CSI)/Tom Servo (MST3K)
132. Buster (Arrested Development)/Mary Winchester (Supernatural)
133. Paris Gellar (Gilmore Girls)/Donna Moss (The West Wing) --HEE!
134. Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)/The Doctor (Doctor Who) -- A shiny nickel to whoever writes this. Oh, yes.
135. Sharon "Boomer" Valenti (BSG, new series)/Zack Morris (Saved By The Bell)
136. Charley Baltimore (The Long Kiss Goodnight)/Laura Roslin (BSG, new series)
137. Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)/Jack Sparrow (PotC)
138. The Prince (Katamari Damacy)/Madison Sinclair (Veronica Mars)
139. Gilgamesh (Fate/stay night)/Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthil (Animorphs)
140. Eric Foreman (House MD)/Gavroche Thenardier (Les Miserables)
141. Uthur Pendragon (Arthurian Legends)/Jack the monkey (PotC)
142. Sean (The Forsaken)/Gilder (Skies of Arcadia)
143. Zack (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)/River Tam (Firefly)
144. Sal 9000 (2010 Sapce Odyssey)/Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
145. Black Mokona (xxxHOLIC)/Izlude Tingel (Final Fantasy Tactics)
146. Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek Voyager)/Robert Chase (House MD)
147. Cassandra Cain (Batgirl)/V (V for Vendetta)
148. Temperance Brennan (Bones)/Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who) -- *splorfle*
149. Eve (Black Cat)/Conan O'Brien (Late Night W/ Conan O'Brien)
150. George Lass (Dead Like Me)/Data (Star Trek TNG)
151. Rabi (D.Gray-man)/Max Fischer (Rushmore)
152. Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)/Diamondback (Near Dark)
153. Peeves (HP)/Lori Baxter (Big Wolf on Campus)
154. Greg House (House MD)/Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables)
155. Alistair McKeon (Honor Harrington books)/Lionel Luthor (Smallville)
156. Elliott Stabler (Law and Order SVU)/Eowyn (LotR)
157. Stewie (Family Guy)/Kevin Mask (Ultimate Muscle)
158. Nicki Hendrickson (Big Love)/Amelia Donaghy (The Bone Collector)
159. Veronica (Archie comics)/Ronon Dex (SGA)
160. Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)/Leo McGarry (The West Wing)
161. Cameron Mitchell (Stargate SG-1)/Mal Reynolds (Firefly) -- *flails and points*
162. Fenrir Greyback (HP)/Freddie Femur (Strangers in Paradise)
163. Warren Peace (Sky High)/Sam Winchester (Supernatural) -- Oh, YES. I may call dibs on that one. Mmm-hmm.
164. Ororo Munroe (X-Men)/Jean Valjean (Les Miserables)
165. Stanley Kowalski (due South)/Haku (Spirited Away)
166. Eowyn (LotR)/Raziel (Lamb)
167. Fox Mulder (The X-Files)/Lumiere (Disney's Beauty and the Beast)
168. Storm (X-Men)/Slimey (Sesame Street)
169. Ayla (The Clan of the Cave Bear)/Arthur Dent (HHGttG, book)
170. Kara Thrace (BSG)/Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
171. Kikyou (Inuyasha)/Rogue (X-Men movieverse)
172. Ray Vecchio (due South)/El Mariachi (Desperado)
173. Norrington (PotC)/Pikachu (Pokemon)
174. Faceman (A-Team)/Lincoln Rhyme (The Bone Collector)
175. Bobby Hill (King of the Hill)/Lee Adama (BSG)
176. Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)/John Sheppard (SGA)
177. Sayid (Lost)/Martouf (Stargate SG-1)
178. Mr. Hooper (Sesame Street)/Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
179. Lincoln Rhyme (The Bone Collector)/Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
180. Cliff McCormack (Veronica Mars)/Rubeus Hagrid (HP)
181. Freddy Kruger (Nightmare on Elm Street)/Ana Lucia (Lost)
182. Piper Halliwell (Charmed)/Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
18.3 White Goodman (Dodgeball)/Cordelia Chase (Angel)
184. Manticore (City of Heroes)/Yukari0sensei (Azumanga Daioh)
185. Steph Brown (Batman, DCU)/Shawn Farrell (The 4400)
186. Wolverine (X-Men, movie or comic)/Cheery Littlebottom (Discworld)
187. Sanji (One Piece)/Tony Almeda (24)
188. Sapphire (Sapphire and Steel)/Jaime Lannister (Song of Fire and Ice)
189. Yuuko Ichihara (xxxHOLIC)/Ovelia Atkascha (Final Fantasy Tactics)
190. Ukiah Oregon (Alien Taste)/Jim's Dad (American Pie)
191. Robin Hood/Beatrice (Much Ado About Nothing)
192. Dr. Natalie Lambert (Forever Knight)/Illyria (Angel)
193. Emily Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)/Ray Stantz (Ghostbusters)
194. Kiba (Wolf's Rain)/Jesse (BtVS)
195. The Hydra (Disney's Hercules)/Leeloo (The Fifth Element)
196. Simon Tam (Firefly)/Fixit (Animated Teen Titans)
197. Dr. Garrett Macy (Crossing Jordan)/Dr. John Dorian (Scrubs)
198. Iron Mouse (Sailor Moon)/Mark (Empire Records)
199. Sir Gawain (Sir Gawain and the Green Knight)/Harry Osborn (Spider-Man movieverse)
200. Axl (Megaman X)/Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo)
201. Dr. Guppy Sandhu (Casualty)/Frank Grimes (Simpsons)
202. Miss Parker (The Pretender)/Tess Harding (Roswell)
203. John Crichton (Farscape)/Howl (Howl's Moving Castle, movie or book)
204. The King of All Cosmos (Katamari Damacy)/Sam Seaborn (West Wing)
205. Galen Tyrol (BSG, new series)/Delirium (Sandman)
206. Deathstrike (X-Men movieverse)/Janet Weiss (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
207. Cassandra Cain (DCU)/Cullyn (Deverry Series)
208. Grace the secretary (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)/Marvin (HHGttG)
209. Caster (Fate/stay night)/Dr. Crane (Batman Begins)
210. Faust (Guilty Gear)/Father Calero (Miracles)
211. Jonathan (Jonathan Creek)/Marion Ravenwood (Indiana Jones)
212. Robyn Slinger (Top Ten, by Alan Moore)/Chelo (Love and Rockets/Heartbreak Soup)
213. Hanse (Thieves' World)/Proinsias Cassidy (Preacher)
214. Thelma (Hex)/Joan (Clone High)
215. Zaphod Beeblebrox (HHGttG)/Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap) -- BWAH! I dare you. *pokes all of you*
216. Cleo (Clone High)/Lilly Kane (Veronica Mars)
217. Wadsworth (Clue movie)/Robo-Ky (Guilty Gear)
218. Dracula/Jack Jeebs (Men in Black)
219. Matou Shinji (Fate/stay night)/Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
220. Neville Longbottom (HP)/Elric of Melnibone (Eternal Champions)
221. Major Lorne (Stargate Atlantis)/Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)
222. Treebeard (LotR)/Agent 355 (Y: The Last Man)
223. Van Helsing (Van Helsing)/Jake (Animorphs)
224. Lucius Fox (Batman Begins)/Nick Stokes (CSI)
225. The (debauched) sloth (Patrick O'Brian)/Jeff Smax/Jaafs Mackson (Top Ten, by Alan Moore)
226. Legolas (LotR)/Marco (Animorphs)
227. Hopey (Love and Rockets)/Lt. Morris Scahffer (Where Eagles Dare)
228. Lionel Luthor (Smallville)/Mr. Tumnus (Chronicles of Narnia)
229. Jackie Kowalski (Top Ten, by Alan Moore)/Rachel (Animorphs)
230. The Narcoleptic Argentinian (Moulin Rouge)/Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
231. Dr. Emmitt Brown (Back to the Future)/Ethan Rayne (BtVS)
232. Neville Longbottom (HP)/Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis) -- *squeals*
233. Wednesday (American Gods)/Geshtar (Secret of Mana)
234. Gilbert Norrell (Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell)/Princess Leia (Star Wars)
235. SpongeBob SquarePants/Johnny Storm (Fantastic Four movieverse)
236. Danny Taylor (Without a Trace)/Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
237. Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)/Keith Mars (Veronica Mars)
238. Josh Lyman (The West Wing)/Isabelle Tyler (The 4400) -- Ooo. Ooooooooo. That one could be interesting.
239. Ed (Shaun of the Dead)/Maladicta (Discworld)
240. Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)/Kermit Griffin (Kung Fu: The Legend Continues)
241. Martin the wrrior (Redwall)/Ennis del Mar (Brokeback Mountain)
242. Serafina Pekkala (His Dark Materials)/Havelock Vetinari (Discworld)
243. Dr. Nii (Saiyuki)/Rupert Giles (BtVS)
244. Misty (Pokemon)/Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula)
245. Librarian (Discworld)/Gabriel Van Helsing (Van Helsing)
246. William Bush (Hornblower)/Hawkgirl (JLU)
247. Gromit (Wallace and Gromit)/Ravus (Valiant, book by Holly Black)
248. Magenta (Sky High)/Agent Fox Mulder (X-Files) -- HEE!
249. Casey Novak (Law & Order SVU)/Smurfette (The Smurfs)
250. Nymphadora Tonks (HP)/Sonic Boom (Sky High)
251. Setzer Gabbiani (Final Fantasy 6)/Edna Mode (The Incredibles)
252. Manabe Kakeru (Fruits Basket)/Dr. Frank N Furter (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
253. Mayuko (Fruits Basket)/Martin Blank (Grosse Pointe Blank)
254. Captain Jack Sparrow (PotC)/The Master (Doctor Who)
255. Dana Scully (The X-Files)/Severus Snape (HP)
256. Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki)/The Log Lady (Twin Peaks)
257. Spike (BtVS)/Earl Hickey (My Name is Earl)
258. Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)/Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins)
259. Victor (The Corpse Bride)/Kurapica (Hunter X Hunter)
260. Dr. Henry Jekyll (LXG, movieverse)/Richard 'Data' Wang (The Goonies)
261. Darla (BtVS/Angel)/Frankie (Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow)
262. Caleb (East of Eden, movieverse)/Pip Bernadette (Hellsing)
263. Sophy Stanton-Lacy (The Grand Sophy)/Alex (A Clockwork Orange, movieverse)
264. Le Compte de Guiche (Cyrano de Bergerac)/Rinslet Walker (Black Cat)
265. Tycho (Penny Arcade)/Gaz (Invader Zim)
266. Robin Hood (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)/Ling Ling (Drawn Together)
267. Evey Hammond (V for Vendetta)/Professor Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes)
268. Shawn Farrell (The 4400)/Dr. Mark Craig (St. Elsewhere)
269. Grimace (Ronald McDonald)/Ryoko (Alichino)
270. Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)/Train Heartnet (Black Cat)
271. Tenna (I Feel Sick)/Randolph Carter (H.P. Lovecraft)
272. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)/Ken Pile (A Fish Called Wanda)
273. Ainsley Hayes (The West Wing)/Jack Sparrow (PotC)
274. Christine Daae (The Phantom of the Opera)/Vizzini (The Princess Bride) -- Whoever pulls this off has my undying adoration.
275. Cthulhu/Verona (Van Helsing)
276. Kyle Valenti (Roswell)/Elliot Stabler (Law and Order SVU)
277. Ethan Rayne (BtVS)/Doraemon (Doraemon)
278. Zoey Bartlet (West Wing)/Jack Crow (Vampires)
279. Val Russel (Valiant, by Holly Black)/Cass Caine (DCU)
280. Killua (Hunter X Hunter)/Albert Rosenfield (Twin Peaks)
281. Mickey Smith (Doctor Who)/Drusilla (BtVS) --*giggles* Talk about people who'd scare the hell out of poor Mickey.
282. Sharon Valerii (BSG, new series)/Jed Walker (Sandman)
283. Dolores Umbridge (HP)/Mary Malone (His Dark Materials)
284. David (The Lost Boys)/(Doogie Howser (Doogie Howser, M.D.)
285. Layla (Sky High)/Marco Pacella (The 4400) -- Awwwwwwww. They'd be so cute together! You know, when she got legal.
286. B1 (Playschool)/Imhotep (Mummy Returns)
287. Eomer (LotR)/Daniel (Sandman)
288. Rukia (Bleach)/Gabe (Penny Arcade)
289. Kimimaro (Naruto)/Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
290. Fess Higgins (Firefly)/Rodney Skinner (LXG, movieverse)
291. Pintsize (Questionable Content)/Harry Salt (Incompetence)
292. Nightcrawler (X-men)/Evelyn Carnahan (The Mummy movieverse)
293. Chris Perry Halliwell (Charmed)/Warren Peace (Sky High) -- Oh, that's just a little hot. Mmm.
294. Yorick (Hamlet)/Rose Red (Fables)
295. Horatio Hornblower (Horatio Hornblower)/Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)
296. Dracula (Dracula 2000)/Brandon Heat (Gungrave)
297. Wesley (Angel)/Paul (Kingdom Hospital)
298. Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)/Donald D'Arby (Traders)
299. Ray Kowalski (due South)/Danny Ocean (Ocean's Eleven)
300. Willy Loomis (Dark Shadows)/Sam (Stargate SG-1)