Drabble, for Number 360:
Title: Bar-Hopping
Author: Wendy
Pairing: Azraphale (from Good Omens)/Barney Gumble (from The Simpsons)
Rating: PG for drunkenness
Notes: I will probably steal a whole lot of halves of pairings on the list, have myself some fun and post elsewhere. This is sort of cute, sort of silly, and extremely short.
Duff, that’s an American brand; and why he ever consented to go bar-hopping with this stout man, who seems intent on draining every brewery in the country dry is a mystery to Azraphale. He was starting to think he must be as much of an idiot as Crowley always says, but then, around the seventh glass, the beer begins to taste good.
“Din’ I tell you?" It’s hard to say which of them is holding the other up now, and they’re headed for Moe’s, because Barney says it’s the best tavern in town. “Wait’ll I take you to Duff Gardens.”
“Never mind.” He wonders if the sidewalks in Springfield always tilt like this. “Maybe another time,” which suits both of them just fine, and so that’s what they do; and how he’s ever going to explain this one to Crowley, well, that’s another mystery.
Author: Wendy
Pairing: Azraphale (from Good Omens)/Barney Gumble (from The Simpsons)
Rating: PG for drunkenness
Notes: I will probably steal a whole lot of halves of pairings on the list, have myself some fun and post elsewhere. This is sort of cute, sort of silly, and extremely short.
Duff, that’s an American brand; and why he ever consented to go bar-hopping with this stout man, who seems intent on draining every brewery in the country dry is a mystery to Azraphale. He was starting to think he must be as much of an idiot as Crowley always says, but then, around the seventh glass, the beer begins to taste good.
“Din’ I tell you?" It’s hard to say which of them is holding the other up now, and they’re headed for Moe’s, because Barney says it’s the best tavern in town. “Wait’ll I take you to Duff Gardens.”
“Never mind.” He wonders if the sidewalks in Springfield always tilt like this. “Maybe another time,” which suits both of them just fine, and so that’s what they do; and how he’s ever going to explain this one to Crowley, well, that’s another mystery.