Because I am overly impatient for porche stealing, I made a flipped!jacob&dawn&edward fanmix which is mostly loud music with dark lyrics that they can dance sexily to. Also, this is crack. Pure, happy crack.
There was an attempted Della song, but I just couldn't find anywhere to buy it. D:
MAJOR WARNING FOR BAD WORDS IN LYRICS.
Please note that the cover to this mix is... horrible. Jacob looks retarded and Gaspard's face makes me LOL lots. So. I might replace it with something that I actually like or fits the mix, but for now just listen to the songs and get a good laugh.
BUCKCHERRY - Crazy Bitch
Hey!
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
WE ARE SCIENTISTS - Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt
The day, you move, I'm probably gonna explode
It's true, I'm probably gonna explo-oh-oh-oh-oooh
...
My body is your body
I won't tell anybody
If you wanna use my body
Go for it, yeah
UFFIE - Hot Chick
When I go out
Some like get me drunk and wild
But the only thing you get tonight
Is my fucking drink type
Yes I'm a like
Hot chick that you can't even touch
I like this cold ass bitches
WHITE ZOMBIE - More Human Than Human (remix)
Do not victimize,
Read the motherfucker-psychoholic lies - yeah
Into a psychic war,
I tear my soul apart and I eat it some more
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
More human than human
More human than human
KILLING JOKE - The Death and Resurrection Show
Burn burn, burn brightly
Burn burn, burn white heat
And the day will come
Before the lights go out
Who will you turn to
Who will you turn to
FULL .ZIP - if you need just one or two of the songs, let me know and I'll upload them for you, k?