2 hours and 3 pages on microsoft word later...
Bored... so I made this really long list of pet peeves/ types of people that generally piss me off/ other dislikes. Please read and comment, fun for all!
Bad manners: There is never a reason not to say "please" and/or "thank you." There is never a reason to chew with your mouth open, burp without your hand over your mouth, or fart without excusing yourself. There is never a reason not to clean up after yourself, or ask for rides- not demand them. I don't care how much money/ power/ whatever you have. You're worthless with bad manners. Exception: Burping contests... and I am at least 7.48 feet away.
Bad hygiene: Wear deodorant. Shower often. Shave regularly. Brush your teeth. Do your laundry. Clean your room/ house/ apartment. Cologne/perfume is a plus, but not required. I hate gross people. Smelling bad is unacceptable. Greasy hair is cool, as long as it doesn't smell.
Bad grammar: We live in an English speaking country. Learn it. Love it. Oh, the best is when people spell it "grammer."
Hypocrites: We are all hypocritical sometimes. But people who are with everything should just generally die.
People who fish for compliments: Get a mothafuckin' LIFE. Nothing is dumber than when some one starts a conversation with an "I'm ugly."
Gossipers: Find something better to talk about. It makes you look bad, too.
Ignorance: Some people can't help it. But I hate when people choose to make themselves ignorant by not watching/reading the news, not forming political views, not figuring out their religious beliefs, not traveling, not reading, not getting an education, and not listening to others' opinions. I guarantee that if people were better informed everyone would be more accepting andtherewouldbemoredemocratsintheUS.
People who talk about themselves incessantly: No one CARES. Please stop. No one likes people who are overly into themselves. Its not sexy or cool.
Alcohol: Just tastes really BAD. Exceptions: Kalhua, Frangelico, rum, vanilla vodka, wine coolers, and bitch drinks. But it doesn’t matter, I’m straight edge. Haha.
Bad tippers: So you go to a bar. You order an alcoholic beverage. The bartender mixes your drink, puts it on ice, puts that little cherry/olive/whatever in it... all for you. It costs 4-7 dollars. You tip them a dollar or two. So you go into a coffee shop. You order a cafe mocha, lets say. The coffee wench makes espresso (regular or decaf). Steams your choice of milk to your preferred temperature. Puts chocolate in. Separates foam from milk. Stirs. Puts foam in. Puts chocolate on top. Costs 2-5 dollars. You don't tip. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?! Some people just don't understand tip etiquette. It is especially bad if you order more than one drink and don't tip.
People who are obnoxious simply because they can be: Just because people on a wait staff are paid not to be an asshole to you doesn't mean that you have the right to be one. Throwing things in restaurants, making rude gestures or comments to a waitress, and being really loud are all unacceptable. I don't care who you are. I also don’t care the “class” of the restaurant. This conincides with the "bad tippers" section. The bigger the asshole, the bigger the tip better be.
Cinnamon gum: Gum is supposed to freshen your breath… make it feel cold and glorious. Cinnamon is hot and spicy. If I wanted hot and spicy I’d eat some Taco Bell instead of pop a breath mint or chew gum.
Dr. Pepper: Again with the hot and spicy. Pepper is not refreshing. No matter how refrigerated this drink is, it never tastes cold to me.
Boring people: Most of you can't help it. But I can't help not liking you, either.
Scenesters: I hate people who change for any scene. I don't care if you're metal, hardcore, indie, pop punk, emo… what the eff ever. You're lame if you follow the trend. You're only cool if you start it.
Dogs: Smelly. Noisy. Bad breath. Loud. Bite/ jump/ scratch. Generally obnoxious. Eat each other’s poop/ vomit. They remind me of 7th grade boys. Exceptions: SOME of my friends' dogs.
When people go through your phone and look at your text messages/ call history: OOOHHHH This is a big one with me. I put my phone down for a second and there is always some one who picks up my phone and goes through it. WHY would you do that? That’s just like reading someone's emails or pressing *69 on their home phone for no reason. STALKER MUCH?!?!? Invasion of privacy?! Jeez. Please never do that.
Peer leaders who party with freshman: Do your own thing, but seriously guys, COME ON. Fuck you!
People who aren’t proud of their beliefs: There is no point in having beliefs if you aren't proud of them. Period.
People who fix my tag or pluck at my grey hair without telling me first: I don't like being touched without warning first. I spazz out. My grey hair is there because of genetics, and it will grow back. I’d rather have it be the same length as the rest of my hair.
People who offer their opinion without being asked for it: There’s a word for it... That’s called being A BITCH. Sit down and shut the fuck up.
Flautists: Flute is the most annoying, obnoxious instrument EVER. Don’t play it.
Chocolate: I hate brownies. Chocolate ice cream. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate milk shakes. Dark chocolate. Milk Chocolate. Chocolate is only good when in the forms of chocolate milk, hot chocolate, or mixed with peanut butter, white chocolate, or caramel. Or on strawberries. THE END.
Other things that I don’t like: really really fat people, Actors gone singers, singers gone actors, stereotypical Americans, scumbags who smell like wet dog/ Newports, smelly clothes, greasy people, melted ice cream, the new nickelodeon, that annoying paperclip on Microsoft word, the word “sellout,” my digital camera, how the fist letter of every thing gets capitalized automatically on word, time restrictions on aol, hot guys in ugly clothes, beepers, fake people, George W. Bush, sand in your bed sheets, PMS, how the best tv shows are on too late, how waiters always refill your water glass, even when you don’t want it to be refilled, how you cant trust people, people who are bipolar, how my hair goes wavy in the front, how I cant afford everything I want, pimples, people who can afford everything they want, people who cheat on their boy friends/ girl friends, mirrors, Tom Cruise’s hair, biased people, terrorists, politically correct, hicks, rednecks, abusive people, lifetime network, guilt trips, crusty toothpaste, crusty ketchup, crusty soap, stains, CREED, Scott Stapp, how my eyes get bloodshot when my contacts are in too long, Will Smith, how CDs are so expensive, ugly naked people, bug bites.
Bad manners: There is never a reason not to say "please" and/or "thank you." There is never a reason to chew with your mouth open, burp without your hand over your mouth, or fart without excusing yourself. There is never a reason not to clean up after yourself, or ask for rides- not demand them. I don't care how much money/ power/ whatever you have. You're worthless with bad manners. Exception: Burping contests... and I am at least 7.48 feet away.
Bad hygiene: Wear deodorant. Shower often. Shave regularly. Brush your teeth. Do your laundry. Clean your room/ house/ apartment. Cologne/perfume is a plus, but not required. I hate gross people. Smelling bad is unacceptable. Greasy hair is cool, as long as it doesn't smell.
Bad grammar: We live in an English speaking country. Learn it. Love it. Oh, the best is when people spell it "grammer."
Hypocrites: We are all hypocritical sometimes. But people who are with everything should just generally die.
People who fish for compliments: Get a mothafuckin' LIFE. Nothing is dumber than when some one starts a conversation with an "I'm ugly."
Gossipers: Find something better to talk about. It makes you look bad, too.
Ignorance: Some people can't help it. But I hate when people choose to make themselves ignorant by not watching/reading the news, not forming political views, not figuring out their religious beliefs, not traveling, not reading, not getting an education, and not listening to others' opinions. I guarantee that if people were better informed everyone would be more accepting andtherewouldbemoredemocratsintheUS.
People who talk about themselves incessantly: No one CARES. Please stop. No one likes people who are overly into themselves. Its not sexy or cool.
Alcohol: Just tastes really BAD. Exceptions: Kalhua, Frangelico, rum, vanilla vodka, wine coolers, and bitch drinks. But it doesn’t matter, I’m straight edge. Haha.
Bad tippers: So you go to a bar. You order an alcoholic beverage. The bartender mixes your drink, puts it on ice, puts that little cherry/olive/whatever in it... all for you. It costs 4-7 dollars. You tip them a dollar or two. So you go into a coffee shop. You order a cafe mocha, lets say. The coffee wench makes espresso (regular or decaf). Steams your choice of milk to your preferred temperature. Puts chocolate in. Separates foam from milk. Stirs. Puts foam in. Puts chocolate on top. Costs 2-5 dollars. You don't tip. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?! Some people just don't understand tip etiquette. It is especially bad if you order more than one drink and don't tip.
People who are obnoxious simply because they can be: Just because people on a wait staff are paid not to be an asshole to you doesn't mean that you have the right to be one. Throwing things in restaurants, making rude gestures or comments to a waitress, and being really loud are all unacceptable. I don't care who you are. I also don’t care the “class” of the restaurant. This conincides with the "bad tippers" section. The bigger the asshole, the bigger the tip better be.
Cinnamon gum: Gum is supposed to freshen your breath… make it feel cold and glorious. Cinnamon is hot and spicy. If I wanted hot and spicy I’d eat some Taco Bell instead of pop a breath mint or chew gum.
Dr. Pepper: Again with the hot and spicy. Pepper is not refreshing. No matter how refrigerated this drink is, it never tastes cold to me.
Boring people: Most of you can't help it. But I can't help not liking you, either.
Scenesters: I hate people who change for any scene. I don't care if you're metal, hardcore, indie, pop punk, emo… what the eff ever. You're lame if you follow the trend. You're only cool if you start it.
Dogs: Smelly. Noisy. Bad breath. Loud. Bite/ jump/ scratch. Generally obnoxious. Eat each other’s poop/ vomit. They remind me of 7th grade boys. Exceptions: SOME of my friends' dogs.
When people go through your phone and look at your text messages/ call history: OOOHHHH This is a big one with me. I put my phone down for a second and there is always some one who picks up my phone and goes through it. WHY would you do that? That’s just like reading someone's emails or pressing *69 on their home phone for no reason. STALKER MUCH?!?!? Invasion of privacy?! Jeez. Please never do that.
Peer leaders who party with freshman: Do your own thing, but seriously guys, COME ON. Fuck you!
People who aren’t proud of their beliefs: There is no point in having beliefs if you aren't proud of them. Period.
People who fix my tag or pluck at my grey hair without telling me first: I don't like being touched without warning first. I spazz out. My grey hair is there because of genetics, and it will grow back. I’d rather have it be the same length as the rest of my hair.
People who offer their opinion without being asked for it: There’s a word for it... That’s called being A BITCH. Sit down and shut the fuck up.
Flautists: Flute is the most annoying, obnoxious instrument EVER. Don’t play it.
Chocolate: I hate brownies. Chocolate ice cream. Chocolate pudding. Chocolate milk shakes. Dark chocolate. Milk Chocolate. Chocolate is only good when in the forms of chocolate milk, hot chocolate, or mixed with peanut butter, white chocolate, or caramel. Or on strawberries. THE END.
Other things that I don’t like: really really fat people, Actors gone singers, singers gone actors, stereotypical Americans, scumbags who smell like wet dog/ Newports, smelly clothes, greasy people, melted ice cream, the new nickelodeon, that annoying paperclip on Microsoft word, the word “sellout,” my digital camera, how the fist letter of every thing gets capitalized automatically on word, time restrictions on aol, hot guys in ugly clothes, beepers, fake people, George W. Bush, sand in your bed sheets, PMS, how the best tv shows are on too late, how waiters always refill your water glass, even when you don’t want it to be refilled, how you cant trust people, people who are bipolar, how my hair goes wavy in the front, how I cant afford everything I want, pimples, people who can afford everything they want, people who cheat on their boy friends/ girl friends, mirrors, Tom Cruise’s hair, biased people, terrorists, politically correct, hicks, rednecks, abusive people, lifetime network, guilt trips, crusty toothpaste, crusty ketchup, crusty soap, stains, CREED, Scott Stapp, how my eyes get bloodshot when my contacts are in too long, Will Smith, how CDs are so expensive, ugly naked people, bug bites.