åtta }{ i wish i could buy back the woman you stole

[itextedyou]

[ video post ]

[ the camera is cocked to the side, showing the picture of a very large, very pale man with longish fangs pressed against his lower lip and blond hair sticking out in messy locks at some parts. the black clothing that he wears is badly ripped and torn, especially the tank top, and the rest of him is covered with splattered blood,

Comments

[miss_waldorf]

Ew.

[itextedyou]

My apologies for having disgusted you.

[miss_waldorf]

You must be one of them mutants.

[itextedyou]

Don't be insulting.

I am a vampire.

[miss_waldorf]

Apologies, that wasn't what I meant.

I have a friend who heals like that too.

[itextedyou]

Do you really?

[miss_waldorf]

I don't lie.

Let's just say, she came out of the closet about it just awhile ago.

[itextedyou]

That's interesting.

And this girl, she is otherwise human, yes?

[miss_waldorf]

About the rest, you should ask her herself.

[itextedyou]

I think I will, actually.

Eric Northman.

[miss_waldorf]

Blair Waldorf.

I've heard about you. Fangtasia, isn't it?

[itextedyou]

A pleasure to meet you, Blair.

Yes. Fangtasia. Hard rock vampire-themed nightclub.

[miss_waldorf]

Likewise.

I haven't had the pleasure to visit.

[itextedyou]

If it's something that would interest you, I encourage you to do so. I will make sure your first night or round of drinks is free.

[miss_waldorf]

With that sort of offer, I simply must come.