åtta }{ i wish i could buy back the woman you stole

Aug 19, 2009 00:09


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[ the camera is cocked to the side, showing the picture of a very large, very pale man with longish fangs pressed against his lower lip and blond hair sticking out in messy locks at some parts. the black clothing that he wears is badly ripped and torn, especially the tank top, and the rest of him is covered with splattered blood, ( Read more... )

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der_freischuetz August 19 2009, 05:22:43 UTC
My, how unpleasant. Who did that?

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itextedyou August 19 2009, 05:30:54 UTC
Humans.

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der_freischuetz August 19 2009, 05:38:59 UTC
That is outrageous. Why were they even able to?

Also, I may need a word with you later, when you're calmer again.

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itextedyou August 19 2009, 05:42:47 UTC
There was a bomb. Silver shrapnel. It was disgusting.

I'm calm.

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der_freischuetz August 19 2009, 05:55:44 UTC
That is the first instance of them fighting back I heard of. Do such horrible things happen in your world regularly?

If you wouldn't mind, then here we are again! Someone pointed me in the direction of your bar for a job. Nice irony, isn't it?

[ooc: There, have a potential spy - I mean, someone with the most honorable intentions. ♥]

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itextedyou August 19 2009, 06:23:35 UTC
It was a political situation made worse by filthy bureaucrats.

That's fair. What relevant skills do you have?

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der_freischuetz August 19 2009, 06:29:00 UTC
It's always political.

That depends on what job you have available, I suppose? I was not given much detail.

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itextedyou August 19 2009, 06:40:13 UTC
But not always bureaucrats.

Bartenders. Servers for the section away from the bar and dance floor. Shift managers.

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der_freischuetz August 19 2009, 08:02:41 UTC
To the first one, I'd probably not make a good bartender.

Now, let's see. I have experience with leading a group, as well as following orders and I'm reliable to do what I'm told. My movements are secure, so no chance of me dropping any tray or drink, and I have a good memory. Also, I'm very quick. I think I'd be able to do that without problems.

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itextedyou August 19 2009, 11:51:03 UTC
You can drop by Fangtasia tomorrow night then, for an interview. No earlier than 10pm. I apologize.

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der_freischuetz August 19 2009, 16:15:56 UTC
I will. It is no inconvenience.

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