åtta }{ i wish i could buy back the woman you stole

[itextedyou]

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[ the camera is cocked to the side, showing the picture of a very large, very pale man with longish fangs pressed against his lower lip and blond hair sticking out in messy locks at some parts. the black clothing that he wears is badly ripped and torn, especially the tank top, and the rest of him is covered with splattered blood,

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voice; also placeholder :<

[downrightlinear]

Pun not intended?

voice; delicious placeholders

[itextedyou]

Pun not intended this time. 'That blows' would have been more accurate.

voice; HELLO

[downrightlinear]

What happened? Don't say 'a bomb.' I can read and use context clues.

voice; GOOD MORNING

[itextedyou]

A bomb which was strapped to a young member of a religious extremist group. Which was comprised of plastic explosive and chains of silver, as well as explosive rounds.

I am very annoyed.

voice;

[downrightlinear]

I'd be concerned if you weren't annoyed at someone trying to blow you up.

voice;

[itextedyou]

I was more concerned that particular individuals under my care were not harmed. A pair of human siblings, and Bill Compton. As well another Sheriff, although this one was from Texas.

I cannot begin to imagine the PR disaster I am headed back to.

voice; brb midter :<

[downrightlinear]

The PR side of things isn't really going to matter in the long run. It's the people that are the main concern.

voice; good luuuuck :<

[itextedyou]

Unfortunately, bad PR means that some of my people may end up chained in a box for five years as punishment. Or worse.

voice; HI AGAIN

[downrightlinear]

Have you ever dealt with a situation like this before?

voice;

[itextedyou]

No. It would not have happened on my home turf, because we are not flashy, idiotic cowboys who act without thinking when we get pissed off at the locals.

Texas.