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itextedyou

fem }{ if there's a scene somewhere you're gonna play your role

Aug 02, 2009 21:30

I forgive humans for being weak and needy and having poor shelf lives ( Read more... )

humans are useless, trolling troll who trolls, vampires lol, cursed, i'm the boss deal with it, fangtasia, i miss pam, sookie stackhouse, bill is a terrible vampire, vampire bill, undead american, sell yourself, bill's human, a very classy dude

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stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 04:23:24 UTC

Haven't you figured out by now how to order while the stores are closed and have them deliver?

itextedyou August 3 2009, 04:25:36 UTC

Unfortunately, some of my deliveries require a signature. Both at home and here.

I try to keep humans around to accept them. But I've been at a disadvantage here, frankly.

stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 04:27:56 UTC

Your winning smile hasn't earned you a personal Renfield? I'm shocked.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 04:29:14 UTC

My glamour doesn't function as well here.

It's a new...and difficult challenge, to gain their trust honestly.

stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 04:31:05 UTC

In all of these years as a vampire, you've never tried? Not even with your kind standing in the open?

itextedyou August 3 2009, 04:32:25 UTC

Once.

No. Twice.

stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 04:37:15 UTC

How well did that work out for you?

itextedyou August 3 2009, 04:40:21 UTC

The first one. She was a housewife in England. The 1840s. In her middle age, married, but with a busy husband who ignored her utterly. No children. She was very lonely.

It worked out well.

The second is Miss Stackhouse. And she is...Miss Stackhouse.

stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 13:26:33 UTC

Enlightening. I've always found unnecessary use of persuasion to be an ultimately dangerous habit. You should take advantage of this opportunity to brush up on your people skills.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 14:57:23 UTC

An ultimately dangerous habit? Why? Seriously?

And I have people skills. I would simply choose no to use them with human people unless there is a greater need to. Not when a glamour is easier.

stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 18:21:24 UTC

It attracts attention, and on occasion you find yourself confronted with those who are resistant to its effects.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 18:30:56 UTC

As you may have noticed, I like attention.

stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 18:31:51 UTC

The kind that brings a mob to your door with stakes and torches?

itextedyou August 3 2009, 18:36:31 UTC

They haven't been of great concern to me for some time now. I would offer you the reason, but I worry someone with your beliefs may use it as a reason to no longer take me seriously. For whatever that's worth.

stokerwasahack August 3 2009, 18:39:03 UTC

My beliefs?

itextedyou August 3 2009, 18:41:20 UTC

You have a particular way of being serious-minded about what you are.

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