fem }{ if there's a scene somewhere you're gonna play your role

[itextedyou]

I forgive humans for being weak and needy and having poor shelf lives

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[punchlikeagirl]

Oh man, I hope you don't catch too much crap for some of that. Not that you seem like the kind of guy who cares.

And I never thought about how a lot of places wouldn't be open while you're up and about. Sucks if you need to go to the bank.

[itextedyou]

I'm not the kind of guy who cares.

At home, I had humans who were loyal to me and would have done it for me. This place isn't as such.

[punchlikeagirl]

If you need some errands run, I don't mind doing it.

[itextedyou]

I wouldn't accept that without paying you.

[punchlikeagirl]

Okay, but if you refer to me as your "loyal Kryptonian" or something I will drop a mountain on you. Gently, but I'll do it.

[itextedyou]

What would you prefer? Both to put on the employee register and so that I know how not to have a mountain dropped on me. It isn't in my plans for the future.

[punchlikeagirl]

Ummmmm...

Name: Kara Zor-El
Position: Daylight Retrieval Specialist

You can just refer to me as an errand girl though.

[itextedyou]

Kara the errand girl.

[punchlikeagirl]

Yup.

[itextedyou]

Eric the vampire.

I will make sure to put you on the payroll immediately.

[punchlikeagirl]

Cool.

Now, what do you need me to pick up?

[itextedyou]

I would like to arrange to have someone available during a certain hour of the day a few days to sign for deliveries.

[punchlikeagirl]

Sure, not a problem at all.

[itextedyou]

You have my thanks.

[punchlikeagirl]

And you have mine! This is perfect for me. Anything else you need done during the day, just let me know.