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itextedyou

fem }{ if there's a scene somewhere you're gonna play your role

Aug 02, 2009 21:30

I forgive humans for being weak and needy and having poor shelf lives ( Read more... )

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darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:00:54 UTC

Wow, you cleaned it up yourself? My opinion of you's improved.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:03:22 UTC

Not that your opinion of me truly matters, but does this mean that I am above a common garden slug now?

darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:06:24 UTC

Oh you still suck. You just suck a little less now.

And I think you're probably cursed like Henry is.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:12:00 UTC

I'm more of a gentle sucker these days.

Cursed?

darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:13:58 UTC

Bad puns again. I'm going to campaign to buy every vampire a new joke book.

To forgive stuff they otherwise wouldn't forgive. Henry's been talking about his dad and telling me it's okay to hang out with other vamps. S'freaky.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:15:48 UTC

I like my puns. They make me happy.

He doesn't normally talk about his father? No, I suppose he wouldn't. You know, I thought he died of consumption where I am from.

darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:19:58 UTC

They're horrible and should never be repeated.

He looked the part. All pale and weak. I don't think changing into a vampire's that much different from dying of consumption, except for the coming back to life later.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:27:07 UTC

But I will anyway.

And so not many would even have suspected where you come from. I see. That's really interesting.

You know, they made Elvis back in my world.

darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:30:13 UTC

Oh, people suspected. They couldn't do much about it when they suspected though.

Elvis is a vampire? No way!

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:34:19 UTC

Couldn't do much about it?

He is. He was made by a fan, a large fan. Unfortunately he was made some time after his death, and is therefore distinctly mentally handicapped.

darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:37:34 UTC

You can't really stop the King's son from doing what he wants, if he really wants to do it.

Your kind can make vampires from people who are already dead? How? Don't they have to drink your blood?

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:41:46 UTC

No. I imagine that you can't.

They have to be dead in order to be given their second life. Preferably one doesn't wait a week to try it.

darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:46:07 UTC

That's...really gross. Like you're making zombies, not vampires.

Really, really gross.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:47:57 UTC

Zombies don't have personal volition. We are not. Zombies.

Our blood needs to be fed into the body of the dead. On the following night, that body rises as vampire.

darkest0knight August 3 2009, 03:51:49 UTC

Some zombies might.

Way different from how vampires get made in my world then.

itextedyou August 3 2009, 03:53:23 UTC

Our blood has an entirely different reaction when introduced into the bodies of the living.

Is that so? Interesting.

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