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itextedyou

två }{ where are my keys i lost my phone

Jul 06, 2009 20:10

First order of business. I would like to introduce anyone who I have met, who hasn't mutually been introduced to them, Mr. Bill Compton and his human, Sookie Stackhouse. I expect that this place will treat them kindly ( Read more... )

trolling troll who trolls, vampires lol, i'm the boss deal with it, fangtasia, humans are useful, sookie stackhouse, a bar with real bite, vampire bill, sell yourself, bill's human, cheese is not just a food, a very classy dude

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because he really doesn't know better. coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 04:42:45 UTC

Why do you need your roommate to be openminded and responsible?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 04:46:15 UTC

Because I'm not around during the day.

coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 05:56:02 UTC

Why not just get a pet, then?

[ooc: I've seen the show. yes, you converted me. I'm tempted to have Anthony offer... The chaos that this would make... XD]

itextedyou July 7 2009, 06:03:09 UTC

Who says that isn't what I'm trying to do?

[ooc: hahaha XD]

coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 06:04:14 UTC

But, uhm, you're asking for a roommate, preferably human... That's not a pet.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 06:12:54 UTC

Sometimes the difference is barely discernable.

Why are you concerned? Are you interested?

coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 06:16:01 UTC

Well, I have a turtle, so the ticking doesn't bother me, but... The turtle doesn't really talk back.

But I"m not sure if I"m comfortable being considered a pet

itextedyou July 7 2009, 06:22:01 UTC

I have a very specific use for a human roommate. And that is a convenient emergency supply.

If that makes you uncomfortable, that's your hangup. I'm not interested.

coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 06:27:51 UTC

I... don't really have an opinion about it. My world doesn't have vampires.

As long as you don't need that emergency thing too often... How does that work exactly?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 06:30:14 UTC

It doesn't have vampires that you are aware of.

You hold still. I bite you. You don't complain too much. Some even enjoy it. Although I don't like pathetic beggars.

coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 06:37:52 UTC

Okay, point taken.

I don't think I'm a begging type... I suppose if we set up some ground rules, he could room.

[ooc: this is the moment when I tell you poor boy never reached third base XD]

itextedyou July 7 2009, 06:41:52 UTC

Ground rules?

I don't follow rules made by humans. I am willing to take suggestions.

[ooc: Eric says ffff silly little human.]

coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 06:48:31 UTC

And exactly how willing are you to work with those suggestions?

[ooc: my very first character who doesn't know a thing about vampires! let me enjoy this! fffff]

itextedyou July 7 2009, 06:49:27 UTC

That depends upon what you suggest.

If I dislike the suggestions enough, you will know it.

coffeenspeed July 7 2009, 06:59:23 UTC

No vampire mojo, no treating me like a pet, no treating me like takeout, no treating me like I'm not equal.

And no eating Donatello.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 07:01:25 UTC

Pass.

You aren't my equal.

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