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itextedyou

två }{ where are my keys i lost my phone

Jul 06, 2009 20:10

First order of business. I would like to introduce anyone who I have met, who hasn't mutually been introduced to them, Mr. Bill Compton and his human, Sookie Stackhouse. I expect that this place will treat them kindly ( Read more... )

trolling troll who trolls, vampires lol, i'm the boss deal with it, fangtasia, humans are useful, sookie stackhouse, a bar with real bite, vampire bill, sell yourself, bill's human, cheese is not just a food, a very classy dude

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darkest0knight July 7 2009, 00:31:48 UTC

Don't we already have a vampire bar?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:32:40 UTC

As far as I'm concerned.

No.

darkest0knight July 7 2009, 00:34:45 UTC

If you say so.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:36:48 UTC

I do.

I visited the one available the other night. I was extremely unimpressed. Their policies don't see eye-to-eye with my own in a very dramatic way.

I don't bend my policies.

darkest0knight July 7 2009, 00:41:34 UTC

Your policies?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:42:23 UTC

They serve actual blood. They allow biting.

It isn't a very reputable or safe business.

darkest0knight July 7 2009, 00:44:05 UTC

You want to make a vampire bar...with no blood?

Uh. Not gonna work.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:47:06 UTC

A vampire themed bar.

My clientele is and always has been primarily human. Serving human blood would compromise their safety for a variety of reasons. Including severe common sense violations when stored near food.

darkest0knight July 7 2009, 00:51:25 UTC

You...want to make a human bar with vampire attractions? Like a Dracula-Disney?

Isn't that kind of degrading?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:54:57 UTC

No.

I believe that individuals are responsible for the meanings they attach to things. The behaviors, situations and words themselves are neutral. It's a political concept.

It's fun.

darkest0knight July 7 2009, 00:57:15 UTC

I still think it's weird.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 01:01:45 UTC

Should I care what you think?

It may be weird to you. It was very successful where I am from.

darkest0knight July 7 2009, 01:03:39 UTC

This isn't where you're from. You might have to adjust your business strategy a little.

But do whatever you want.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 01:05:21 UTC

Have you owned many businesses?

darkest0knight July 7 2009, 01:11:16 UTC

I've been to goth clubs.

They make the most money in places where bored kids looking to rebel against their middle-class lives hang-out. The City's never really boring.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 01:12:29 UTC

When you have appropriate advice to offer on my business model, I will accept your advice.

Until that time, you are all bored children as far as I am concerned.

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