SABOTAGE!
My bike's front tire has repeatedly been missing air for the past four days in a row, even when i refill it with air. this leads me to one of two conclusions;
1: My tire is flat, has some kind of hole in it and I'm just too lazy to find it
or two, and in my opinion much more likely;
2: Someone comes out every night/morning, and somehow manages to let air out of my tire while i lie asleep in my bed, dreaming about grand adventures of riding my bike over the country side.
Now, i have evidence that something's awry. My back tire popped today, and I found a hole where the air was leaking out, i've not found one for the front, though i really haven't looked, but i will tomorrow so i think it will still stand that there is no hole, and there never was any hole, and therefore, someone has been flattening my tire for some tiresome reason. of which i figure there are three;
1: Someone I know thinks it would be funny, to them and only them, to flatten my tire. it may be friend, it may be foe, a joke or revenge, though i'm not sure which
2: Someone who is unknown to me feels that i've wronged them in some way, and seeks revenge by flattening my tire every night. maybe they're actually angry at the world, and have decided to take out their pent up aggression on my bike rather than someone else's
3: Someone who is pissed off at someone else thinks a good way at getting at them would be to flatten their, the other person, bike, so as to get even with them for some real or imaginary revenge third party has inflicted upon second party. but second party doesn't know what said bike looks like so instead maintains a steady attack on the first party of this whole affair. and since second party is making attacks on first party, third party continues to do what they are doing, and is still repeatedly offending second party, who maintains the status quo of making repeated attacks on the first party. so now the first party has no chips and-d-d-d-d dip, which makes a very sad party indeed.
I must apprehend this mysterious offender, this wanderer of the night, early morning madman, or general daytime doddler.
1: My tire is flat, has some kind of hole in it and I'm just too lazy to find it
or two, and in my opinion much more likely;
2: Someone comes out every night/morning, and somehow manages to let air out of my tire while i lie asleep in my bed, dreaming about grand adventures of riding my bike over the country side.
Now, i have evidence that something's awry. My back tire popped today, and I found a hole where the air was leaking out, i've not found one for the front, though i really haven't looked, but i will tomorrow so i think it will still stand that there is no hole, and there never was any hole, and therefore, someone has been flattening my tire for some tiresome reason. of which i figure there are three;
1: Someone I know thinks it would be funny, to them and only them, to flatten my tire. it may be friend, it may be foe, a joke or revenge, though i'm not sure which
2: Someone who is unknown to me feels that i've wronged them in some way, and seeks revenge by flattening my tire every night. maybe they're actually angry at the world, and have decided to take out their pent up aggression on my bike rather than someone else's
3: Someone who is pissed off at someone else thinks a good way at getting at them would be to flatten their, the other person, bike, so as to get even with them for some real or imaginary revenge third party has inflicted upon second party. but second party doesn't know what said bike looks like so instead maintains a steady attack on the first party of this whole affair. and since second party is making attacks on first party, third party continues to do what they are doing, and is still repeatedly offending second party, who maintains the status quo of making repeated attacks on the first party. so now the first party has no chips and-d-d-d-d dip, which makes a very sad party indeed.
I must apprehend this mysterious offender, this wanderer of the night, early morning madman, or general daytime doddler.