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[itdidntgrow]

[ FILTERED FROM ♦ JAPAN ]

Excuse me. This might be a slightly weird question, but I checked and I couldn't find any cookbooks- does anyone know how to prepare Japanese food?

Come to think of it, does anyone know the sort of things Mr. Japan enjoys? I'd like to surprise him, to make up for his hospitality for me since I've arrived here.

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[when_in_me]

Germany told me Japan eats my kind of food!

[itdidntgrow]

"Your kind?"

[when_in_me]

Yeah, seafood! Raw fish, that kinda thing. I was really surprised! I didn't think anyone ate my food anymore!

[itdidntgrow]

I'm surprised, too. [ NOT REALLY A HUGE SEAFOOD EATER, BEING LANDLOCKED. ]

[when_in_me]

Are you saying my food's not good? [CAN YOU HEAR THE WIBBLE IN HIS VOICE]

[itdidntgrow]

I've never tried it, so I can't really say. [ CAN YOU HEAR THE DIPLOMATIC SMILE. ]

[when_in_me]

Well that's no good at all! Don't they teach you kids about your own heritage!? [who is this magyar you speak of all of you are my grandchildren okay]

[itdidntgrow]

I'm sorry? [ I COME FROM THE STEPPES, BITCH. ]

[when_in_me]

Everybody should at least try my food. People all across Europe used to eat it! I was the best chef in all the land! [MY EXAGGERATION, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.]

[itdidntgrow]

[ It's good that she's used to being polite. ] Maybe I will someday, but for now, I'd like to concentrate on making a thank-you present for Mr. Japan.

[when_in_me]

Oh yeah. What was I saying? Seafood? Yeah, go with that.

[itdidntgrow]

I guess there's always halászlé...