hmmm...

[itchykami]

E4 F6
D4 G5
Qh5#! HAH! I WIN

E4 E5
Bc4 Bc5
Qh5 Na6
Qxf7#! HAH! I WIN AGAIN

e4 e5
f4 exf4
Bc4 Qh4+
Kf1 b5
Bxb5 Nf6
Nf3 Qh6
d3 Nh5
Nh4 Qg5
Nf5 c6
g4 Nf6
Rg1 cxb5
h4 Qg6
h5 Qg5
Qf3 Ng8
Bxf4 Qf6
Nc3 Bc5
Nd5 Qxb2
Bd6 Bxg1
e5 Qxa1+
Ke2 Na6
Nxg7+ Kd8
Qf6+ Nxf6
Be7# HAH! I win yet again! you suck at this!