Day 73: On the Nose, Not In It.
“Nose Goes” should be a full and binding legal precedent for any and all occasions. I don’t care if it’s who should go get the next round, drive to the mall, or defuse the bomb. If your nose is the last to be touched by your finger you have to go and fight the pit bull guarding your car.
If you elect me Emperor of the World, this will be my second decree, right after mandatory ice cream Tuesdays.
So say we all.
Matt