We Still Gunnin - - - Got Da Streetz On Lock
Da Nite Of Augest Da 1st Two-Thousand And Fo'
- - - The Current Time is 9:09am and Lemme tell ya'll mutha fuckaz sumthin, 4 lessons were learned 2nite. Lesson 1: If Ya Wann Bash Da Window Of A Car Wit A Bat While U Iz In Motion, SWING DOWNWARDZ. Lesson 2: Neva eva and i mean eva mutha fucka, circle around on woodward and 6mile while u tryin to be hookin up wit sum hoes thats tryin to make they livin on da street by suckin tha D... Lesson 3: If a bitch tells ya "Fo-Tee Fo, Fo A Blow", ya best pop a cap in her ass. And Lesson 4: Dont eva Bounce on da pedel when ya got tha Detroit Po-Lice Runnin after a car fulla niggaz and saltines and when tha driver be lookin like he 12.......
Allow Me To Explain The Scenario for Ya'll Bitches.
- - - Aight, so lets backtrack to tha begginin of mah nite... I get a call from Chronik Gonik A.K.A Tooo Short A.K.A I got pink balls A.K.A nigga look like he 12 A.K.A i wus too high to kno i slit mah wrists LOL, So they came at around 1:52am cuz he is at mah backwindow wit man Nigga G.P. A.K.A Garrence A.K.A "Tha Camel at hooterz wus jus fuckin wit mah emotionz". Lmao Aight so they is at mah back window and i wus str8 on jumpin offa mah roof cuz i wus wearin dem DADA SUPREMEZ so i snuck out from mah laundry room window and landed in sum bushes n shyt. so after we bout to walk to Chronik'z Car, i call up mah Camel J-Dawg Jon Dalli A.K.A Imma be 2-pac 1 day A.K.A I punked out Chris Nowell A.K.A "I got drunk and sat around buttnaked on cold things cuz it feels nice" Lmao, So we go to the 11 of all 7's and i fuckin ate like 3 of dem doughnuts, then grab 2 more and paid for those but ate tha otha ones cuz i always jack shit for 7-11 biatch dem hinduiz kno how we do! YEE KNOOOOOOO
- - - At 2:38am, we drop of J-Dawg at his crib cuz he wusnt down to go to da O.P wit us, but we were suppose to go chill wit Carli and Sammy but they fell asleep, so we call up J Gold A.K.A i stuck mah face in J Wiess'z White Booty that rode Meltz Dick, A.K.A Daaamn gurl u got a booty like a black girl Whooodaaaiii! A.K.A whadup baby lets hook up cuz i already gotcha bra, all i want now is ya panties" Lol Jus playin Jess, So N E Way she wus wit Jord Shiff and tha girl who thinks im either a fake ass wigger or on crack A.K.A Whitney "im so fuckin gorgeous but Meltser is a thug" Switch CULDNT chill wit us cuz they wus sleepin too... so drive to da O.P and we stop by Chynita'z house but she wus asleep and then we went to Leiana's crib and she wus asleep so i wus thinkin to mahself, where tha fuck culd we go and Chronik gonik be like "um fellas i think we should call it a nite" me n G.P were like fuck nah nigga we finnin to fuck sum shyt uuuuuuup! so i began to think and im liek fuck yeh lets go chill wit Boonie A.K.A im 6'2 and Wiegh 302LBS A.K.A I jacked tha lawnchair from tha white girl A.K.A "I Only stand at tha half-court line bitch do sumthin about it" so we roll up to his crib and i see Varron A.K.A im 18 and had to sit in da trunk A.K.A "white boi call da po-lice on meh cuz i got expired plates" yeh so he and E.J playin NCAA'05 i walk throu boonie's front door and i c Derek Douglas A.K.A D.D from Da O.P YA HURRRD MEH?! A.K.A Mah mama stopped payin fo mah bills so i dont got shyt no mo A.K.A I been Livin wit Boonie at his crib fo da las 6 Months. Aight so i walk in and Boonie, Verron, E.J And D.D are all jus chillin n shyt so i holla at G.P and Chronik Gonik and we all are chillin at boonie's fo like 20 min and Verron got tha Idea of wantin to egg this white mans house who called tha police on him cuz he parked near his house... and cuz he got expired plates...
- - - N E Way tha time is 3:16am and we egged tha fuck outta his house and then we ran to sum girls house her name wus DeVonna or sum shyt like dat and we egged that bitch too and then we ran to boonies and we were like daamn we bout to grab bats and bash da fuck outta sum cars! so Chronik and Boonie be sittin in da front while Me, G.P, and D.D A.K.A Derek Douglas all sit in da back and we make Verron sit in tha trunk but its a hatchback so u culd easily jus climb throu tha back from da trunk N E WAY....
- - - At 3:39am we drivin round lookin fo sum nice cars in da O.P and all of a sudden we see a hooked up 01 CAMARO SS and that shyt be bumpin! boonie got all happy, boner and all and he wus like fuck yeh imma fuck dis bitch! so we make a u turn and we leave tha passenger door open while boonie and his 302 Pound Ass runns to tha car and BAAAAM... WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT alarm and all he bashed tha fuck outta the left windows and he runs into the car and we jet and we all screamin and all hyper n shyt and we lookin fo sum mo cars to bash and so we drivin down coolidge and yellin at hobo's on da street and then boonies gives me da bat and i hang out da window and im about to hit this fuckin Oldsmobile and CLONK lmfaooo i missed and hit tha side of the car... next comes sum chevy cavalier and BAAM i fuckin drilled tha window and rear-view and i wus like ERDAAAAAAAA adrenaline pumpin up mah ass and mah muscles are all tense cuz in tha W.B we dont roll like dis!
- - - The time is 4:26am and we drivin on 8mile lookin fo sum strip clubs to see if we culd get up in 1... nah we culdnt find n e so D.D decides he wants to live fulfill his fantasy of getting a prostitute, fuckin her and then beatin tha shyt outta her. LMFAOOOO we start rollin down woodward and we seein sum whack ass bitches and then we see 3 hoes sittin on da corner, one bitch was fine as fuck she wus a lil kim clone i swuuurrrr dis bitch wus all bootylicious and then there wus dis one bitch who ran from us and then tha 6'4 bitch wus all up in our grill...
"Ya'll got sum moooooney?"
"Hell yeh we got da cash if ya got da ass"
So then we fuckin drive off and make our first michigan u-turn out of the 4...
we pull up again and flash a whole bunch 20's n 50's n she screamin "dont flash ya cash if ya aint gonn do nuttin bout it"
we pull out and make another mutha fuckin u-turn...
We pull up again and we see a fat bitch down tha street and we pull out to talk wit her and dis bitch wus al cracked out she wus fat like oh damn lemme think... uh GODDAMNIT I CANT THINK UH Err.... hmm.. yeh she wus a big ol' biatch!
- - - So we pull up one mo gain and tha bitches are all pissed n shyt and we askin wut she offerin and she say "FO-TEE FO - A BLOW", I SCREAMIN OUT BITCH FO-TEE FO BONES FO A BLOW? YA BEST EAT MAH ASSHOLE OUT WIT A SPOON WHILE U AT IT YA FUCKIN 6'4 HO! THEN OUTTA KNOWEHERE i see a COP CAR and im like daaaamn theres da po-lice nigga! we best leave and them muthafuckaz aint say shyt cuz they stillt alkin wit tha she-man and i wus sittin on da left side and Verron and G.P were sittin on tha othe side talkin to tha hookers and im like fuck he right beside us! so we pull out and begin to drive and then all of a sudden tha cop flashes his light at us and Chronik Gonik pulls off into a backstreet and tha cop stops and then u hearin ERRRRRRRRRRRR tires screechin and lights goin off. WOOP WOOP das dat sound of da po-lice and then Ery body screamin either "Bounce on it" or "Pull da fuck over CRACKA!" so we pull over cuz i clock Chronik in da back of da head and boonie threw da bat out da window and so we pull over and tha cops come up behind us and they come outta thier car and they like
- - - "EVERYBODY OUTTA THE CAR AND GET ON THE GROUND!, SPREAD YA LEGS AND ARMS OUT AND WE BOUT TO SEARCH YA'LL"
WE JUMP OUTTA DA CAR AND WE FUCKIN RAAAN IN ALL DIFF DIRECTIONS AND CHRONIK JUS STAYED ON DA FLOOR AND HE GOT CUFFS ON HIM AND ALL DAT SHYT.
LOL JUS KIDDIN THAT SHYT DIDNT HAPPEN..
- - - The time is 5:02am, jus passed curfew and What happend was, after tha 2 cops came outta da car, he screamin out everyone in tha car put they hands on tha roof! so we all did so and Verron is sittin in da back of da car in da trunk all pressed up against the window and shyt and G.P is nervous like a mutha fucka and boonie lookin like he bout to fall asleep and D.D is all calm n shyt and Chronik bout to shit his pants and cry im jus sitin thurr wit mah hands on da roof laughin mah ass off but quietly enuff so da cop cant hear meh... G.P starts hittin me n sayin stfu nigga how is u laughin we bout to go to jail doe? and im all red from tryin to hold in tha laughter cuz i wus finnin to jet outta dat car when da po-lice rolled up... so we were questioned and told not to come round hurr n e mo and otha shyt like that, and we were told to neva try and pick up she-male hookers lmaooooooo and we started laughing and da cop Mr. Smith told us to stop laughin befo he smacked one of us n boonie started laughin n he say shyyytt id like to see one of dem mutha fuckaz smack mah black fat ass, and they were tellin us bout how the she-male hookers had razor blades and how they suck u and then chop off ya balls and put them in glass jars full of water and then plant them next to trees in parks or sum shyt like that and we wus freaked out cuz he tellin us how sum hooker blasted 2 mutha fuckaz like 2 hours befo we got pulled over and he wus jus bein a dick to us but Officer Jenkins wus a nice mutha fucka. Mr.s smith wus da DENZEL and Jenkins wus tha other white mutha fucka... Varron wus still sittin in da trunk n he wus so uncomfortable n D.D released a fart and tha car smelled like a mutha fuckin crack-house i swurr dem cops wus axin us if we shyt our pants n shyt and i think Chronik Gonik shat his-self but tha cops told verron to gain sum wieght so he didnt have 2 sit in da trunk lmaaooo n e way after we were almost arrested and takin into jail and beatin by white cops, we wus drvin outta tha backstreet n boonie axed us to stop so he culd grab his bat lmaooo so we went down woodward on our way back to boonie's.
- - - 5:26am Melt, G.P and Chronik Gonik drop off Verron, Boonie and D.D at Oak Park BLVD and Morton and tha 3 of us from tha field that blooms in da West Get it? WESTBLOOMFIELD BIATCH! we headed home after a fucked up nite fulla so much crazy shyt that dont happen round hurr and only in da burb'z... so we drivin back to da W.B and sum WB cop be lookin at us.. Shyt i wus all paranoid wit dem WB cops n shyt, them mutha fuckaz can kiss mah ass now, i dealt wit tha Detroit Po-lice and Da Warren Po-lice, ya'll cops from Oakland county and lick mah balls cuz imma blaze on ya if i wann... BIATCH! BIATCH BIATCH twurk dat monkey....
- - - 5:59am Chronik Gonik drops off me n G.P off at G.P'z crib n we wus finnin to catch sum Z'zzz'zzz Quick, shyt i wus out right when i layed down... G.P made a nice lil bed fo me on da floor an he layed down next to me to keep me company lmao jp nigga...
- - - 8:03am WTF? it only 8 in da mornin? daaamn shyt felt like i been sleepin fo more then jus 2 hours! n e way i met G.P's Uncle n he is a pimp, i thought he wus like 20 or sumthin shyt but he 41 lookin like rip hamilton and a skinny snoop, and still in da game collectin da green and pimpin dem hoes he be tellin us bout tha BOYZ II MEN concert he wus at while we wus clownin around in tha O.P.
- - - 8:26am i began walking to mah house which is a mile away from Gary'z crib and im tired az a muthafucka... and i wus in no mood to curr bout n e thin... shyt there wus a puddle of water from da sprinklers on da ground i washed mah face wit dat water and drank sum too, that shyt wus good. so much fo bein a GERM-A-PHOB huh...
- - - 9:01am Walkin in thro mah front door aint no body home... i run upsturrz to mah room which is still locked and mah fan is still on n rotatin n keepin mah room cool, mah comp still on and mah t.v still on cuz i wus in da middle of a mission from DRIV3R... all of this culd mean jus one thing... MAH PARENTS LEFT DA HOUSE THINKIN I WUS STILL SLEEPIN IN MAH ROOM... bitch i'll neva get caught, im jus too slick like rick james biatch show me dem tities...
- - - 9:42am w/e im about to pass out n i dunno why tha mutha fuck im writin dis shyt when i shuld be catch up on dem Z'zzzzZ'zzzz... holla back playa'z...
Peace Up n Much Luv
~ 80 - M ~