Bowl 007 [voice]
[so remember this useless country? yeah. he's about to get even more useless.]
I SURRENDER!
I know there are attackers in the city and I don't actually want to fight any of you so if you don't come bother Germany and I, I'll make you some pasta and you can even take it home to your friends! I have relatives in your country too! It'd be bad for diplomatic relations and I don't want to fight anyone!
[this eventually degrades into useless babbling of why no one should attack him. eventually the feed times out when he knocks it over with a hand gesture]
I SURRENDER!
I know there are attackers in the city and I don't actually want to fight any of you so if you don't come bother Germany and I, I'll make you some pasta and you can even take it home to your friends! I have relatives in your country too! It'd be bad for diplomatic relations and I don't want to fight anyone!
[this eventually degrades into useless babbling of why no one should attack him. eventually the feed times out when he knocks it over with a hand gesture]