Bowl 001 [voice to video]
[the feed cuts on to some static and clicking; someone’s pressing a whole ton of buttons. Italy’s face flickers on an off the screen, followed by random muttering in Italian and strings of keysmash on the screen.]
sdfgdgfd-- che cosa-- ASDGINDFGSDJDFG
[Finally, Italy’s face appears on the screen. He’s grinning like an idiot, but that’s about as much to be expected. He waves joyously at the screen.]
Buono! The light means it’s on, right? Is this a new cell phone? Ciao, everyone! [all of a sudden, Italy looks over to the right. Everyone listening can hear a growl come through the communicator.]
Oh, is that a puppy? Hello, doggie, what are-- Y-You don’t need to come any closer, doggie… wait, what’s on your teeth-- [cue running. And screaming.]
WAAAAAAH! Germany, Germany, I SURRENDER!
sdfgdgfd-- che cosa-- ASDGINDFGSDJDFG
[Finally, Italy’s face appears on the screen. He’s grinning like an idiot, but that’s about as much to be expected. He waves joyously at the screen.]
Buono! The light means it’s on, right? Is this a new cell phone? Ciao, everyone! [all of a sudden, Italy looks over to the right. Everyone listening can hear a growl come through the communicator.]
Oh, is that a puppy? Hello, doggie, what are-- Y-You don’t need to come any closer, doggie… wait, what’s on your teeth-- [cue running. And screaming.]
WAAAAAAH! Germany, Germany, I SURRENDER!