Tredici

[italianscanspar]

So I'm guessing I'm not the only one being slandered by my own damn wardrobe.

Whatever. There's nothing wrong with hating cats.

[[ but that's not what the shirt says. the shirt explicitly uses the word, terrified ]]

Comments

[lovelycassie]

How could you hate cats?

[italianscanspar]

[[ ...since it's cassie... ]]

I've had...really, really bad experiences with cats.

[lovelycassie]

Oh wow, you don't really see that so much with cat's. What did the cat do?

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[italianscanspar]

...I was with a girlfriend of mine, a few years ago, and we...well, we decided to go to an alley. I wasn't trying to pull a move on her or anything well much anyway it was her idea! but anyway... there were a lot of cats in the alley.

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[lovelycassie]

Oh, you had extra company? That could be really nice.

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[italianscanspar]

...they didn't like that there were two teenagers snoggin in their alley so...uh...one of the cats kinda just pounced me. And then another. And then another. And...it wasn't pretty.

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[lovelycassie]

Oh wow! With claws and everything?

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[italianscanspar]

Claws and fangs! And best part? My girlfriend left me there.

Yeah, we broke up afterwards.

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[lovelycassie]

Wow, you really picked a terrible girlfriend.

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[italianscanspar]

You know, I have that talent. All of my girlfriends have nearly got me killed in some way.

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[lovelycassie]

Oh woow, what a daring life! You could write an really amazing novel, Firo.

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[italianscanspar]

Not my kind of daring. I'd rather not be mauled by cats anymore. ...hate those fuckers.

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[lovelycassie]

and what about big cats? like tigers!

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[italianscanspar]

...tigers are pretty awesome. I don't count them as cats. But cheetahs I don't like.

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[lovelycassie]

That seems really specific.

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[italianscanspar]

I've thought about this a lot, innit? I would get a pet tiger.