i think valentines day has been messing with people.
This is what i've been getting lately:
Boys: "Hey Jessie! Let's have sex!"
Jessie: "Oh... I'm sorry... I can't... I um..."
Boys: "You're soooooooo beautiful..."
Jessie (now even less attracted than before): "Um thanks..."
Boys (taking this as encouragement): "So let's do it!"
Jessie: "I have a boyfriend... and I dont think this would work... and... fuck it I DONT EVEN HAVE A VAGINA LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"
Do you think this is what makes girls cream in their pants? For the record, not attractive. Not even a little. Boys are gross.
Boys: "Hey Jessie! Let's have sex!"
Jessie: "Oh... I'm sorry... I can't... I um..."
Boys: "You're soooooooo beautiful..."
Jessie (now even less attracted than before): "Um thanks..."
Boys (taking this as encouragement): "So let's do it!"
Jessie: "I have a boyfriend... and I dont think this would work... and... fuck it I DONT EVEN HAVE A VAGINA LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"
Do you think this is what makes girls cream in their pants? For the record, not attractive. Not even a little. Boys are gross.