Prigizia
Today I decided to spend my morning walking around the Piazza di Spagna and the Scalinata della Trinità dei Monti, doing that in the middle of Spring is a lot more relaxing, but I still like the feeling you get just by sitting on the steps while enjoying the view. It's a little cold today, but it was still a good way of spending the morning. It was nice, maybe I felt like visiting old places because someone asked about our cultural folk dance and I told about tarantella.
America decided to ruin everything with his wars, that bastard drinks way too much coffee. But at least he didn't ruin everything! That Germany-bastard discovered about Feliciano's hair and I think he won't be touching my brother in perverted ways AND IF HE DOES, I'LL KICK HIS ASS!!! I HAVEN'T FORGOT ABOUT MY REVENGE....I'm just waiting for the right moment... Speaking of this, France wasn't very worried about it. Humph! He'll see! Damn him and his vital regions...
But I guess that the most frightening thing about this is that Feliciano didn't even KNOW about our hairs. HOW IDIOTIC CAN THAT BASTARD BE??? GOD DAMMIT FELICIANO, WILL I HAVE TO BEAT SOME SENSE INTO YOU??? Unfortunately I couldn't say anything because me and Prussia have this 'agreement'. If I keep my mouth shut, he will keep his lecherous brother away from mine. But... I'm starting to think that I shouldn't be worried with Germany, the real danger here is Prussia himself. HOW COULD THAT BASTARD TRY TO MOLEST me and MY BROTHER AGAIN!!! Prussian hugs my ass! THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!!! All of this happened because someone asked what we would do if our worst enemy were giving free hugs. I would obviously ignore him, sadly this doesn't work with Feliciano.
I'll work for Prussia on his Yule-something party, I'll be cooking and serving stuff... Oh joy... *sarcasm* Well, at least I'll be cooking (the only good thing about everything). I didn't know anything about what people from the North usually eat so I had to ask. Somehow, Feliciano got to hug me again AND Prussia convinced me to stay over at his house for the night after the party. I can't help feeling like something bad is going to happen and my latest nightmares revolve around maid outfits, but I seriously don't know why. Spain will also attend.
I was asked about the financial crisis and which country I would bet (we were betting on which country was going to be crushed by the crisis) I wasn't really surprised to see that Feliciano didn't know a damn thing about it. But my boss isn't really worried so I guess that I shouldn't worry... I hope. BUT THAT AMERICA-BASTARD BET ON ME!!! My economy isn't THAT bad!!! DAMN HIM AND HIS AMERICAN HEROES!!!! Who are those Ghost Busters anyway and what do they have to do with the financial crisis? I feel sorry for Canada. He's actually a nice guy...
Naked-war = the stupidest idea ever. Only two (or three, but I rather think that Greece isn't like that) would propose something like this. Naked (France) - War (Prussia), Prussia gave the idea and France was the first(and only) person to agree. Sometimes I wonder the hell is wrong with these guys. Speaking of crazy bastards strange people, someone asked about my relationship with Russia. Well this question reminded me that maybe me and Feliciano are one of the few who never fought with Russia like the rest of the world has. Of course we have our differences, but we don't bug each other and right now my boss is a good friend of Russia's boss. Considering the way Russia acts, I guess that's a very good thing, I wouldn't like to see the 'angry' Russia. Speaking of him, Feliciano was freaking out because Russia said that we should have a sleep over at our house. Well, that's what Feliciano told me after I found him hiding in the stairs cupboard. Wasn't so difficult finding him after he wrote on the note the place were I shouldn't look... And the fact that I also hide there sometimes... Russia isn't that bad... but having him (and other troublemaker countries) staying over at my place isn't something I want.
*sigh* I'm so glad that my part of the house doesn't share borders with other countries... This kind of thing only happens when Feliciano does something stupid... which is often. OFTEN. VERY OFTEN! I'm starting to think that killing a bird doesn't sound so bad, I mean: the thing looks like France on a bad day and Feliciano named it FRAN-WIG... FRAN-WIG!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT THAT SOMEONE COULD PUT TOGETHER THE TWO THINGS I HATE THE MOST!!! Sweden and the beautiful Belarus wanted to help me, but I felt sorry for the bird. Which was wrong, wrong, wrong... NEVER EVER EVER PITY ANYTHING THAT RESEMBLES FRANCE, IT'LL ONLY COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU.
Oh God... This reminded me of the most disgusting conversation I ever had. France wanted to ' reproduce' WITH ME. The mere thought gives me goosebumps. I feel like crying whenever I think about it. And this isn't the worst part... when I answered a question about a certain pink nightgown THAT FRENCH BASTARD TRIED TO MOLEST ME!!!! I asked Spain to help me, but THAT STUPID BASTARD ONLY MADE IT WORSE!!! FIRST SAYING THAT 'THEY' SHOULDN'T DO THAT (WASN'T IT ONLY FRANCE???) AND THEN OFFERING HIS BODY!!! How could he offer himself like that??? Doesn't he know how worried I get when he acts like this??? AND I DIDN'T CRY OR BLUSH, I WAS JUST SO ANGRY THAT MY FACE GOT LIKE THAT AND MY EYES FILLED WITH WATER!!! I ALWAYS GET LIKE THIS WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!
But back to the questions: Someone was spreading a FALSE love calculator. It said I had 95%...of chance....with Spain... HAHAHAHAHA OBVIOUSLY THE THING IS BROKEN, UK SAID SO AND I BELIEVE HIM. END OF DISCUSSION. BETTER YET, I'LL PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
Ahem... it seems that we came to conclusion about what happened to Atlantis. Russia happened.
A certain thechessycats implied that I was tsundere and wasn't interested in my opinion about how you should treat someone you like! WHAT THE HELL! I'm not a tsundere! I just say exactly what I think and just because I treat men the way they deserve doesn't mean that I treat women the same! I'm very gentle with women!
Someone asked what was my favorite thing about sleeping, I said it was the feeling you get when you're incredibly sleepy. Then I discovered that Spain thinks that I'm a human alarm clock!!! That bastard! Next time I'll jump on his bed!!! Someone also asked me if I preferred pirates or ninjas... Honestly, I would choose anything instead of pirates.
I discovered that a few nations 'play with themselves' while staying at other people's houses. Some people SHOULDN'T be that honest. Another shocking discovery: UK is gayer than France... HOW COULD ANYTHING BE GAYER THAN FRANCE????
What am I going to do with my idiotic brother? I'm getting tired of questioning myself about this...
Ugh... I get tired just by thinking about these kinds of things. I think I'll go to a gelateria nearby, I feel like eating a mint ice-cream with chocolate... hmmm.... Oh... but today is cold, I guess that I'll drink a delicious coffee... with chocolate and mint. And maybe a painkiller... That sounds good.