| ☆ 014 | mistress of disguise? | voice post |

[itachi_kunoichi]

EXCEL-SAN!!! JUST 'CAUSE I LOST AT DICE I HAVE TO WEAR THIS?! I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY AND ALL, BUT THE HUGE FEATHERS AND THESE . . . THINGS DANGLING OFF THE CHEST MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO MOVE IN!

[ooc; lost a round of dice versus Excel and got conned into wearing that Vegas showgirl outfit. XD]

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[fightingcock]

-Fucking hell. Who gave you that thing?

| voice | 1/? | SANO DUN BE MEAN SHE SEZ |

[itachi_kunoichi]

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[itachi_kunoichi]

EXCEL-SAN. I LOST AT DICE AND SHE MADE ME WEAR THIS AS PUNISHMENT.

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[itachi_kunoichi]

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[itachi_kunoichi]

IT'S NOT THAT BAD, RIGHT?

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[itachi_kunoichi]

I MEAN, AT LEAST IT'S PRETTY AND I STILL LOOK SEXY IN IT!

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[fightingcock]

Might look better if you filled it out more up where those dangly bits go.

Guess it could be worse.

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[itachi_kunoichi]

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[itachi_kunoichi]

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[itachi_kunoichi]

WHY YOU--

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[itachi_kunoichi]

ARE YA SAYING I DON'T HAVE A CHEST, YA ROOSTERHEAD?

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[fightingcock]

Naaah.

I'm saying you've got a TINY one, weasel girl.

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[itachi_kunoichi]

THAT'S IT--

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[itachi_kunoichi]

YOU ARE SO DEAD, TORI--

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[itachi_kunoichi]

GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND I'M GONNA PUNT IT ALL THE WAY BACK TO JAPAN--

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[itachi_kunoichi]

AND EVEN IF IT DOESN'T FIT RIGHT 'CAUSE I DO HAVE A SMALL CHEST--