Mar 24, 2006 17:28
1). He is hungry.
2). He finds being dead not entirely dissimilar to being alive. Though the accomodations are rather small.
3). He will always be the Master Shark. Anyone else is only playing a role.
4). He is difficult to affect with magic.
5). Blood in the water is the surest way to call him.
6). He will never sing again.
7). He is hungry.
8). There is no regret in him. For anything.
9). He did not actually eat the Buddha.
10). Nor did he eat Elvis. Ew.