Vignette No. 4

[it_certainly_is]

Did you know
that it becomes much harder to type,
play guitar,
text message,
turn pages in a book
and take your contacts out
when, at 1 a.m.,
after a couple of whiskeys,
you've burned the fucking shit out of your fingers
on the white-hot filling of a s'mores flavored pop tart
that's spent a minute too long in the toaster?

You do now.