Need is always based on how much you can get.
I, Jerome Wade II have proposed to all of the major clothes companies that they should limit the type of clothes they sell to certain individuals. This is more commonly called, discrimination. Yes, it is illegal; but I have also called a Constitutional Convention in order to ratify my ideas as an amendment in the constitution. I believe that I can list the ideas out in bullet point so that our remedial government will be able to understand it. Congress will not be involved in my constitutional convention at all.
1.) Females of caucasian decent, regardless of which one, will no longer be allowed to wear sweat-shorts with writing on the buttocks. Specifically the word "Juicy"
2.) All individuals of caucasian decent are now white. Regardless of whatever boat there ancestors came over on.
3.) No Longer will females of Caucasian decent be able to wear "Pajama" pants out in public. Neither will bad hygiene be tolerated, a shower must be taken every morning.
4.) Protests against any of these amendments will be met with needless violence. Civil Disobedience is still disobedience.
5.) Females of Caucasian decent that are or resemble Paris Hilton, Ashley Simpson, or the Olsen twins will be gentrified immediately after ratification. Hide Bitches.
6.) No longer will individuals be called "hot" or "attractive". Instead we will now have a Richter scale of attractiveness that measures how attractive an individuals is based on an earthquake they would cause in the opposite sex's pants.
Someone Shoot Me.
1.) Females of caucasian decent, regardless of which one, will no longer be allowed to wear sweat-shorts with writing on the buttocks. Specifically the word "Juicy"
2.) All individuals of caucasian decent are now white. Regardless of whatever boat there ancestors came over on.
3.) No Longer will females of Caucasian decent be able to wear "Pajama" pants out in public. Neither will bad hygiene be tolerated, a shower must be taken every morning.
4.) Protests against any of these amendments will be met with needless violence. Civil Disobedience is still disobedience.
5.) Females of Caucasian decent that are or resemble Paris Hilton, Ashley Simpson, or the Olsen twins will be gentrified immediately after ratification. Hide Bitches.
6.) No longer will individuals be called "hot" or "attractive". Instead we will now have a Richter scale of attractiveness that measures how attractive an individuals is based on an earthquake they would cause in the opposite sex's pants.
Someone Shoot Me.