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Saru Sama San: and i called rachel, whom i had decent conversation with
Saru Sama San: while on the phone i told her how i was going to break into my house
Saru Sama San: i was going to scale the front of my house by either
Saru Sama San: 1.) Climbing a tree and jumping to the railing on the front of my house and open the porch door
Saru Sama San: 2.) take a gardenhose, wrap it around the railing like a grappling hook
Saru Sama San: and climb it
Saru Sama San: then open the door on my porch like thingy in the front of my house
Saru Sama San: she says its too risky and i might break the house
Saru Sama San: so i don't do either of those
ShaftiloniusMonk: haha
Saru Sama San: instead i decide to scale the side of my house
ShaftiloniusMonk: i would've liked to see you do it
Saru Sama San: by balancing myself on the left window sile of my house
Saru Sama San: after doing that
Saru Sama San: i find out that my fingers will break if i keep holding on to the sides of the house
Saru Sama San: so i stop that
Saru Sama San: i go to the right window sill( i really don't know how to spell this word) of my house
Saru Sama San: and realize that i can get up if i stand on the gate
Saru Sama San: so i stand on the gate and realize that i can jump to the railing if I was crazy enough
Saru Sama San: but i wasn't crazy enough, because there was a rose bed under me
Saru Sama San: and if i fell, you wouldn't see me until september
Saru Sama San: since all my attemps to break into my house were futile
Saru Sama San: i decide to go to my deck
Saru Sama San: entertain myself by catching a bee in my lemonade bottle
Saru Sama San: and sit on my deck
Saru Sama San: waiting for the storm to come
Saru Sama San: and when i came
Saru Sama San: i had a plastic bag from 7-eleven to protect me from the elements
Saru Sama San: but my brother came home
Saru Sama San: and the storm never came
Saru Sama San: I was dissapointed
ShaftiloniusMonk: i bet you were
Saru Sama San: i enchanted that plastic bag with +6
Saru Sama San: and it had the ability to absorb 10 points of water damage
ShaftiloniusMonk: hahahaha
ShaftiloniusMonk: okay eighth grad jerome
ShaftiloniusMonk: *grade
Saru Sama San: that is my story
I have so much fucking work to turn in tommorow. I'm going to die.
It was some kind of warm today. I think this heat is just punishment from the Gods. My lord, Anuibus, isn't angry with me however. He's happy with all my accomplishments and endeavors.
I killed three dragons today. They were burning orphanages all over the farming district of Cania. I was named the village hero and I got some country bumbkin chick as my concubine. I'll just add her to my stable of bitches.
There is a book out there with all the horrible things Matthew, Jakub and I have said. Today during debate practice Matthew brought up the fact that one of the things I said was "I'm going to fuck every attractive white bitch in college. Every fucking one of them." Granted that it will probably not happen, in fact the chances of that happening are one out of a billion; however, if it were to happen I would love to make them all take a picture and then save them. I would then send them all to my father as a birthday present and he would give me a nod of recognition and buy my a Porsche. Just thought I should share that with you guys.
Why am I still in school? This is plain assarific. I don't want to have anything to do with school right now. I'd rather slam my dick in a car door(Richardson, Matthew).
Halle Berry wants to have a child. I think I would make the perfect candidate.
I going to go try to force myself to do this homework before I set aflame.
Saru Sama San: while on the phone i told her how i was going to break into my house
Saru Sama San: i was going to scale the front of my house by either
Saru Sama San: 1.) Climbing a tree and jumping to the railing on the front of my house and open the porch door
Saru Sama San: 2.) take a gardenhose, wrap it around the railing like a grappling hook
Saru Sama San: and climb it
Saru Sama San: then open the door on my porch like thingy in the front of my house
Saru Sama San: she says its too risky and i might break the house
Saru Sama San: so i don't do either of those
ShaftiloniusMonk: haha
Saru Sama San: instead i decide to scale the side of my house
ShaftiloniusMonk: i would've liked to see you do it
Saru Sama San: by balancing myself on the left window sile of my house
Saru Sama San: after doing that
Saru Sama San: i find out that my fingers will break if i keep holding on to the sides of the house
Saru Sama San: so i stop that
Saru Sama San: i go to the right window sill( i really don't know how to spell this word) of my house
Saru Sama San: and realize that i can get up if i stand on the gate
Saru Sama San: so i stand on the gate and realize that i can jump to the railing if I was crazy enough
Saru Sama San: but i wasn't crazy enough, because there was a rose bed under me
Saru Sama San: and if i fell, you wouldn't see me until september
Saru Sama San: since all my attemps to break into my house were futile
Saru Sama San: i decide to go to my deck
Saru Sama San: entertain myself by catching a bee in my lemonade bottle
Saru Sama San: and sit on my deck
Saru Sama San: waiting for the storm to come
Saru Sama San: and when i came
Saru Sama San: i had a plastic bag from 7-eleven to protect me from the elements
Saru Sama San: but my brother came home
Saru Sama San: and the storm never came
Saru Sama San: I was dissapointed
ShaftiloniusMonk: i bet you were
Saru Sama San: i enchanted that plastic bag with +6
Saru Sama San: and it had the ability to absorb 10 points of water damage
ShaftiloniusMonk: hahahaha
ShaftiloniusMonk: okay eighth grad jerome
ShaftiloniusMonk: *grade
Saru Sama San: that is my story
I have so much fucking work to turn in tommorow. I'm going to die.
It was some kind of warm today. I think this heat is just punishment from the Gods. My lord, Anuibus, isn't angry with me however. He's happy with all my accomplishments and endeavors.
I killed three dragons today. They were burning orphanages all over the farming district of Cania. I was named the village hero and I got some country bumbkin chick as my concubine. I'll just add her to my stable of bitches.
There is a book out there with all the horrible things Matthew, Jakub and I have said. Today during debate practice Matthew brought up the fact that one of the things I said was "I'm going to fuck every attractive white bitch in college. Every fucking one of them." Granted that it will probably not happen, in fact the chances of that happening are one out of a billion; however, if it were to happen I would love to make them all take a picture and then save them. I would then send them all to my father as a birthday present and he would give me a nod of recognition and buy my a Porsche. Just thought I should share that with you guys.
Why am I still in school? This is plain assarific. I don't want to have anything to do with school right now. I'd rather slam my dick in a car door(Richardson, Matthew).
Halle Berry wants to have a child. I think I would make the perfect candidate.
I going to go try to force myself to do this homework before I set aflame.