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Alright, so this isn't Scottish, but I still find it funny! I especially like the London Surgeon...
Five Surgeons
The first, a Manchester surgeon, says: 'I like to see accountants on my
Operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds: 'Yeah, but you should try
Electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third, a Newcastle surgeon, says: 'No, I really think librarians are
The best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in: 'You know, I like
Construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
Over.
But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed:
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
Heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are
Interchangeable.
I like this!
Five Surgeons
The first, a Manchester surgeon, says: 'I like to see accountants on my
Operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds: 'Yeah, but you should try
Electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third, a Newcastle surgeon, says: 'No, I really think librarians are
The best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in: 'You know, I like
Construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
Over.
But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed:
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
Heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are
Interchangeable.
I like this!