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istuffmypants

Dec 01, 2006 17:16

OKAY WHY IS EVERYONE WALKING AROUND LIKE SOMEBODY DIED.

THE COMMON ROOM HAS TURNED INTO A FUCKING BRIGHT EYES ALBUM. IT'S UNNATURAL.

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ihaveweeprongs December 1 2006, 22:18:38 UTC

Sirius?

istuffmypants December 1 2006, 22:19:22 UTC

Yes Ja- no wait you're not James.

ihaveweeprongs December 1 2006, 22:26:19 UTC

No, I'm H-

This is stupid. I'm Harry.

istuffmypants December 1 2006, 22:32:07 UTC

Do you still have my girlfriend's underwear? The purple ones have sentimental value, you know.

ihaveweeprongs December 1 2006, 22:32:55 UTC

No I don't.

He never told me about you two, you know.

istuffmypants December 1 2006, 22:41:19 UTC

Well there's not really much to tell these days.

ihaveweeprongs December 1 2006, 22:43:45 UTC

But- but you two are-

Why did you call him your girlfriend if there's nothing going on?

istuffmypants December 1 2006, 22:45:01 UTC

BECAUSE- HE'S M-

It's complicated, alright?

ihaveweeprongs December 1 2006, 22:46:00 UTC

Do you ever think ... maybe you should make the most of the time you have?

istuffmypants December 1 2006, 22:57:11 UTC

well- I don't- mayb- LISTEN YOU TRY TELLING HIM THAT. IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE WENT OFF WITH THAT BASTARD MONKSHOOD.

ihaveweeprongs December 1 2006, 22:58:14 UTC

Er Sirius, I think I ought to tell you something about Professor Monkshood.

istuffmypants December 1 2006, 23:00:27 UTC

What, does he have a twelve-inch cock or something?

ihaveweeprongs December 1 2006, 23:05:27 UTC

Hahahahaha don't be a twat. He's Remus.

istuffmypants December 1 2006, 23:10:42 UTC

He- what?? You mean he's not really in a band?

ihaveweeprongs December 1 2006, 23:21:13 UTC

No, no he isn't. He's Remus. From my time.

Didn't the cardigan give it away?

istuffmypants December 2 2006, 01:39:52 UTC

I thought it was just something all swotty loser people wore- hang on, so you really are Jamie's son?

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