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istuffmypants

Oct 22, 2006 15:23

Prongs who was that girl you were talking to? The one with the hair like topiary?

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ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 20:24:49 UTC

I haven't- ... I haven't spoken to her-

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT.

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 20:26:49 UTC

I'm your son!

ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 20:29:39 UTC

...
I don't remember giving birth to you.
Unless one of my turds MUTATED.

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 20:31:10 UTC

Joke?

istuffmypants October 23 2006, 20:36:16 UTC

You do sort of resemble a mutated turd, actually.

ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 20:37:57 UTC

WHAT
YOU'RE A MUTATED TURD.

istuffmypants October 23 2006, 20:40:43 UTC

SHUT UP. YOUR MUM'S A MUTATED T- OMG HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 20:41:21 UTC

fuckfuckttfnfuck

ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 20:42:04 UTC

GRAB HIS ANKLES.

Jesus talk about scrawny. Do they feed you where you come from?

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 20:44:57 UTC

Ooommphh!! I am not scrawny! I'm average!

ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 20:50:38 UTC

Right okay. Calm yourself ... you ... scrawny person.
What's your name anyway?

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 20:51:33 UTC

Uhhh I'm Harry. Just Harry.

ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 20:56:05 UTC

Are you a Slytherin? If you're Snvillius's little cabana boy I may have to hurt you. Or at least put your hand in warm water when you're sleeping.

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 20:57:43 UTC

How dare you!?! I wouldn't have anything to do with that slimy snivelling traitorous bastarding gitface!!!

What's a cabana boy?

ihavebigprongs October 23 2006, 21:00:44 UTC

Don't raise your voice to me, young man.

I'll tell you when you're older.

ihaveweeprongs October 23 2006, 21:03:31 UTC

Sorry Dad.

HEY HANG ON. I'M THE SAME AGE AS YOU.

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