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[istuffmypants]

HAHAHAHA LOOK WHAT I DID LOOK WHAT I DID PRONGS. PRONGS LOOK. I AM A GENIU- OUCH. HE BIT ME!!

You know, he's actually rather cute like this. Apart from the biting, obviously.

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[ihavebigprongs]

Wait, isn't lacertabeo the spell for turning a person into a newt-

Oh hello Sever-AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[istuffmypants]

I KNOW ISN'T HE PRECIOUS.

We should make him a little box. With grass and things in it.

What do you suppose they eat?

[ihavebigprongs]

Awww! Little baby is disgustingly adorable.

I dunno what they eat ... I think for little Snapples you should start just a bowl of water lined with Arsenic.

[istuffmypants]

No no no, we'll work our way up to that. Don't want it over too quickly, do we?

I think we should rename him. Severus just isn't appropriate for a newt. It's too ... reminiscent of sharp pointy things. Let's call him Bootsie instead.

[moopylunin]

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[istuffmypants]

What are you dotting at us for? AREN'T YOU PLEASED? COME ON THIS IS AWESOME.

[moopylunin]

SIRIUS. YOU CANNOT JUST TURN PEOPLE INTO NEWTS. I JUST. TURN HIM BACK.

[ihavebigprongs]

is this because he's your new fwriend?

[moopylunin]

No, it is not. You can't just turn people into newts! It isn't done.

[istuffmypants]

WELL CLEARLY IT IS BECAUSE I JUST DID. HA.

[moopylunin]

SIRIUS LORETTA BLACK YOU GIVE ME THAT NEWT RIGHT NOW.

[istuffmypants]

NO. HE'S MINE. GET YOUR OWN.

[moopylunin]

LOOK SIRIUS I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO HEX YOU BUT SO HELP ME I WILL.

[istuffmypants]

OOH I'M SO SCARED. LOOK, I'M SHAKING IN MY LITTLE SPACE BOOTS.

[moopylunin]

... Right. Desperate times and all that.

[istuffmypants]

Moony you complete bastard that is so unfai- nnnnnnnggghhh