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SNIFFLE SNIFFLE
I AM HORRIBLY AND MISERABLY ILL because it appears that SOMEONE left the WINDOW open last night REMUS I'M LOOKING AT YOU and now I've gone and caught a CHILL and I'm SNIFFLING and SNEEZING and MCGONAGALL IS MAKING ME DO AN ADDITIONAL ESSAY BECAUSE SHE CAUGHT ME SNIGGERING AT GILDEROY LOCKHART'S SINGED EYEBROWS IT'S UNJUST I TELL YOU and I need TEA and BISCUITS and TLC WHATEVER THAT IS.
This really is unbearably unfair you know I AM NEVER ILL. except for that time when I was seven but we don't talk about that SIRIUS BLACK DOES NOT BECOME ILL, THANK YOU. BUT MY HEAD IS ALL CONGESTED AND STUFFY AND I'VE GOT SNOT RUNNING EVERYWHERE AND IT'S GREEN AND REALLY NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME LIKE THIS AND I'LL DIE ABANDONED AND BEREFT AND ALONE. I'M GOING TO BE A FAT OLD SPINSTER SURROUNDED BY DOZENS OF MANGY CATS ALL BECAUSE OF THIS BLOODY CUNTING SODWHELKERING HEAD COLD THING.
My life is so very, very hard.
AND WHERE'S MY SODDING HANDKERCHIEF.
... Prongs? Prongs I'm s- oh dear feeling dizzy mrrf.
I AM HORRIBLY AND MISERABLY ILL because it appears that SOMEONE left the WINDOW open last night REMUS I'M LOOKING AT YOU and now I've gone and caught a CHILL and I'm SNIFFLING and SNEEZING and MCGONAGALL IS MAKING ME DO AN ADDITIONAL ESSAY BECAUSE SHE CAUGHT ME SNIGGERING AT GILDEROY LOCKHART'S SINGED EYEBROWS IT'S UNJUST I TELL YOU and I need TEA and BISCUITS and TLC WHATEVER THAT IS.
This really is unbearably unfair you know I AM NEVER ILL. except for that time when I was seven but we don't talk about that SIRIUS BLACK DOES NOT BECOME ILL, THANK YOU. BUT MY HEAD IS ALL CONGESTED AND STUFFY AND I'VE GOT SNOT RUNNING EVERYWHERE AND IT'S GREEN AND REALLY NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME LIKE THIS AND I'LL DIE ABANDONED AND BEREFT AND ALONE. I'M GOING TO BE A FAT OLD SPINSTER SURROUNDED BY DOZENS OF MANGY CATS ALL BECAUSE OF THIS BLOODY CUNTING SODWHELKERING HEAD COLD THING.
My life is so very, very hard.
AND WHERE'S MY SODDING HANDKERCHIEF.
... Prongs? Prongs I'm s- oh dear feeling dizzy mrrf.