Sherlock BBC: Onlookers [John, Sherlock]

[istne_pieklo]

Title: “Onlookers”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG-13 (to be safe)
Timeline: non-linear throughout the entire series [spoilers for all aired episodes]
Summary: Living with Sherlock is like being a constant victim of a Halloween prank. [John, Sherlock; outsiders’ POV… sort of]
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss and the BBC.
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Comments

[cristo_nara]

GOOD LORD.
this was a perfectly sweet emotional torture. *___*
and I dared to hope that I can come back to SPN. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN XDDD at least, not anytime soon.

am I allowed to translate it, since it's not my prompt? :3

[shaitanah]

I told you: it's the apple! It's evil! It has apple lycanthropy from Jimmeh! XDDDDD
LOOOL, you could always multi-task. XDDDD
Do you honestly expect me to say no? XDDD Do you think I'll ever say no? I love you and I love your translations, so... what do you think my answer will be? XDDD
P.S. Thaaaanks for reading! <33333333333

[cristo_nara]

Jimmeh is evil indeed! and the apple. fuck, I've just eaten an apple, why the hell did I do that!? XDDDD
In fact, I'm not really a multi-task kind of person XDDDDD More like a single-celled organism))))))
weeeeeell, I dunno... 'maybe'?))))))) hehe, I'll go and claim it then x))))
thanks for writing, goddamnit))))))))) <333333333

[shaitanah]

No idea!!! Have you checked it for any signs of IOU? XDDD
Yeah... and Sherlock is good at eating brains)))
You flatter me too much))) Have you noticed that you've already translated almost all of my Sherlock fics? XD I feel loved)))
And to think it was a light, fluffy prompt... XDDDDDD Muhahaha!

[cristo_nara]

of course, even though it was green! x))) maybe it was inside... XDDD
yeah, this fucker seems to have started nibbling at my last braincell! I don't know what to do XDDDD
I'm actually planning to translate everything you've ever written, if I'm even remotely familiar with the fandom x))))
nothing is fluffy if it can be angsted! XDDDDDD

[istne_pieklo]

Now that I think about it, that apple looked kinda plastic))) A normal apple would have started turning brown shortly after he took a bite. So fear not as long as you don't eat plastic apples (with IOUs carved into them)))).
OMFG, I've written a lot of crap, you know)))))
I'm the universal angster)) Give me your fluff and I will paint it black. XDDDD

[cristo_nara]

I think, that's the sign of Europe XDD their fruit always look very bright, fresh and beautiful, and they never change even after you keep them for a month. one too many kg of pesticides, I suppose XDDD
well, I've never seen any crap written by you, so I'm not really inclined to believe it XDDD
black fluff is good x))))

[istne_pieklo]

Not just Europe. We have such fruit too)) That's why I don't like to buy them at supermarkets))
Now I really fear that you'll change your mind one day)))
Black fluff is UMQRA!))))

[cristo_nara]

that's because they're imported from Europe XDDD
I don't think so x))))
I love that gif where they changed UMQRA to URGAY XDDDDD

[istne_pieklo]

OMG, it's a conspiracy! Moriarty owns all apple orchards there! He plans to take over the world by using plastic apples as a weapon)))
TTLY! And I love UMQRA itself))) I once read a fic where Moriarty made friends with it. It's so insane!