Computer-generated drabbles
So I stumbled upon this site: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ at a Death Note community and couldn't help but take a peek at the site that creates such crazy things))) I entered the info and got a Shakespearean Mello/Near craziness which I present to you here.
Lol, this is R-rated in the very least due to excessive use of the word 'cock' and weird imagery that it creates there. Well, I didn't know they'd use it so often))))
Mello and Near
by William Shakespeare
Enter Mello
Near appears above at a window
Mello:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the whip, and Near is the cat.
Arise, unconditional cat, and shove the sexy vodka.
See, how he leans his cock upon his head!
O, that I were a glove upon that head,
That I might touch that cock!
Near:
O Mello, Mello! wherefore art thou Mello?
What's in a name? That which we call an eye
By any other name would smell as hot
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a cat overdosed on cream and milk"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove evil.
Mello:
Swain, by yonder sexy vodka I swear
That tips at the door the unbearable gun--
Near:
O, swear not by the vodka, the stupid vodka,
That selfishly changes in its attractive orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise attractive.
Sweet, smart night! A thousand times smart night!
Parting is such irrational sorrow,
That I shall say smart night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Mello:
Sleep dwell upon thy cock, peace in thy head!
Would I were sleep and peace, so darkly to rest!
conspiratorially will I to my unconditional eye's cell,
Its help to shove, and my hot eye to tell.
I know I haven't posted any real fic for a while. I'm just a little busy with work and working on 'Lunar, Solar', my SasuNaru multi-chapter. Besides, I'm sure I can write as good as Shakespeare+computer))))
ETA: I got another one, really as much 'R-rated' but SasuNaru this time, LOL!
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Naruto and Sasuke went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Naruto hit Sasuke in his mouth with a big happy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Naruto kissed it lazily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really evil snow man!" Naruto said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Sasuke said. "That would be more hot and politically correct."
"I know," Naruto said. "We can make a snow fox. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up joyfully and made a brave snow fox. Naruto put on a demon for the penis. The fox was almost as big as Sasuke.
"It looks smiling," Naruto said hotly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Sasuke said and held up a sexy smile. "I found this at home." He put the smile onto the fox's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the fox, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a road that leads to nowhere.
Sasuke screamed brutally and ran but the snow fox chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow fox sucked him gently.
"Nobody does that to my little Indecent Beast," Naruto screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow fox through the ass. It fell down and Naruto kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Sasuke said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The smile lay in the yard until a crazy child picked it up and took it home.
Lol, this is R-rated in the very least due to excessive use of the word 'cock' and weird imagery that it creates there. Well, I didn't know they'd use it so often))))
Mello and Near
by William Shakespeare
Enter Mello
Near appears above at a window
Mello:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the whip, and Near is the cat.
Arise, unconditional cat, and shove the sexy vodka.
See, how he leans his cock upon his head!
O, that I were a glove upon that head,
That I might touch that cock!
Near:
O Mello, Mello! wherefore art thou Mello?
What's in a name? That which we call an eye
By any other name would smell as hot
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a cat overdosed on cream and milk"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove evil.
Mello:
Swain, by yonder sexy vodka I swear
That tips at the door the unbearable gun--
Near:
O, swear not by the vodka, the stupid vodka,
That selfishly changes in its attractive orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise attractive.
Sweet, smart night! A thousand times smart night!
Parting is such irrational sorrow,
That I shall say smart night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Mello:
Sleep dwell upon thy cock, peace in thy head!
Would I were sleep and peace, so darkly to rest!
conspiratorially will I to my unconditional eye's cell,
Its help to shove, and my hot eye to tell.
I know I haven't posted any real fic for a while. I'm just a little busy with work and working on 'Lunar, Solar', my SasuNaru multi-chapter. Besides, I'm sure I can write as good as Shakespeare+computer))))
ETA: I got another one, really as much 'R-rated' but SasuNaru this time, LOL!
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Naruto and Sasuke went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Naruto hit Sasuke in his mouth with a big happy iceball. It hurt a lot, but Naruto kissed it lazily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really evil snow man!" Naruto said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Sasuke said. "That would be more hot and politically correct."
"I know," Naruto said. "We can make a snow fox. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up joyfully and made a brave snow fox. Naruto put on a demon for the penis. The fox was almost as big as Sasuke.
"It looks smiling," Naruto said hotly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Sasuke said and held up a sexy smile. "I found this at home." He put the smile onto the fox's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the fox, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a road that leads to nowhere.
Sasuke screamed brutally and ran but the snow fox chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow fox sucked him gently.
"Nobody does that to my little Indecent Beast," Naruto screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow fox through the ass. It fell down and Naruto kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Sasuke said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The smile lay in the yard until a crazy child picked it up and took it home.