Fandom dreams are made of wtf

Dec 13, 2013 14:26

For those of you who don't know, I once wrote a Being Human/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles crossover. It was a fine example of the WTF genre. I'm not really going to try and write any other crossovers (though I'm still dying for a BH/Young Dracula crossover where Hal and Vlad talk rehab or BH/BtVS crossover where Rook meets the Watchers' Council), but tonight my brain apparently wanted one because I had a crazy BH dream.
Of course I forgot most of it between waking up and getting to the laptop, but it started with some dog fight (I think it was implied the Old Ones were dead but in some other way than in canon or Good Times, Bad Times, so the fight must have been a sort of a celebration) and Cutler was there and again being put down by some jerk like Griffin. Alex was with him because apparently she decided to haunt him since she couldn't figure out her unfinished business)))) So Cutler was like: Screw UK, it sucks, let's go to... ARGENTINA!

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So they took a BUS...


...and went to Argentina that looked surprisingly like my village, the one I went to in the summer.


But there was some seedy bar (could be the actual village club, its location is pretty neat, idk) there and Cutler and Alex went there.


I think Cutler was looking for a job or something. I also think they ordered something to eat, and they were brought a fridge with a dead guy inside.





(c) blupix
And Cutler was like: what do you want me to do about the dead guy? And some dudes were like: We don't like these random dead guys in our bar, we can't even eat them b/c they're lacking most of their blood and they're somewhat chopped to pieces and a bit frozen... find out who does that! Then the door opens and Hal walks in like he's the boss.


He's full blown evil - apparently the aftermath of Alex's blood - and it's a pretty awkward reunion for Hal and Alex.


(c) fuckingoropher
and Cutler is like:


And Hal holds up some cards that say smth like: I'm gonna kill you all now, - b/c they're all beneath him so he doesn't even want to talk to them.


People skedaddle, except Cutler and Alex, and Cutler goes: Dude in the fridge, you killed him, yes or no? And Hal: No, it was...
DEXTER!


(c) dextershowgifs
Unfortunately, I woke up after that but my guess is they were going to look for Dexter next.
Somebody please film this. XD

dexter, being human, random insanity, idek

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