The White Queen 1x09. More woes of the Andrew Gower fangirl
If you are an Andrew Gower fangirl, you sure know what suffering is. Having survived Misfits and The Borgias, we are now being presented with another arena for a miniscule and so far completely pointless role. As far as I know, Gower is set to appear in two episodes instead of one as it was previously stated, so here's hoping that episode 1x10 will... Oh, who are we kidding? It won't.
Anyhow, I don't even have any words for what it was, so have a nonsensical real-time reaction by yours truly and the magnificent shirogiku. The things we do for you, Andrew! Be awed and get a bloody normal role!
Shiro: GOWER! BEARD!
Shaitanah: Where???
Shiro: GOWER BEARD ON SCREEN
Shaitanah: where!? I see Rupert Graves
Shiro: he called out Father and appeared for two seconds
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Shaitanah: LOL, and then that was all XD for this ep
Shiro: really??? we can stop watching?
Shaitanah: Hahah)) IDK but I won't be surprised
Shiro: epic role though. epic. so much acting
Shaitanah: Yes, and in the next ep again: FATHER!
Shiro: YES
Shaitanah: Father, looketh at my beard! Father, I'm a pirate! Father, why am I in this shitty England?
Shiro: he's like Freddie and his potato role in Vicious
Shaitanah: I want to sail the high seas! FATHER, WHY IS EVERYONE HERE NAMED ELIZABETH!? THERE WAS AN ELIZABETH IN PIRATES OF THR CARIBBEAN, CAN'T I GO THERE? father who is that bearded man near you that is not me??
Shaitanah: father your beard is longer than mine!!!
Shiro: hi Rory. father you looked hotter in Sherlock. father is this your division
Shaitanah: FATHER WHY DON'T YOU EVER TAKE ME ON MYSTERIOUS MEETINGS IN THE WOODS???
Shiro: hahahaha. he took parenting lessons from Odin
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And now for the overall impressions of the episode:
Shiro: lol they executed the other bearded dude. at least it wasn't gower
Shaitanah: stahp spoiling, this is soooo exciting, I'm ttly waaatching
Shiro: hahahaa. at the edge of your seat I bet
Shaitanah: YESS! This is mah new fav show
Shiro: gnawing at the laptop
Shaitanah: At both of them!
Shiro: who do you like best, Elizabeth or Elizabeth? or Elizabeth?
Shaitanah: All your guesses are wrong. My fav is Elizabeth! Yours?
Shiro: Elizabeth!
Shaitanah: I BET GOWER'S CHARACTER IS ELIZABETH. B/C HE IS INHERENTLY A TEENAGE GIRL. Gowerbeth
Shiro: OF COURSE. d'aww. Father, when do I shag the king?
Shaitanah: Father, who IS the king now, I forgot?
Next on 3 Seconds of Gower: FATHER I HAVE A SWORD! FATHER LOOK! [see pic above] Why? Because I AM ANDREW FUCKING GOWER, THAT'S WHY
The basic point is: we can't even say anything about Andrew's acting because... well, there was no acting. As far as I'm concerned, there was no Andrew. This episode can be watched only in the following cases: 1) If you're already watching and liking the show (not out case: we have watched the pilot and grew terminally bored); or 2) if you are a hopeless, brainless, desperate Andrew Gower fan. In which case: my heart goes out to you.
Anyhow, I don't even have any words for what it was, so have a nonsensical real-time reaction by yours truly and the magnificent shirogiku. The things we do for you, Andrew! Be awed and get a bloody normal role!
Shiro: GOWER! BEARD!
Shaitanah: Where???
Shiro: GOWER BEARD ON SCREEN
Shaitanah: where!? I see Rupert Graves
Shiro: he called out Father and appeared for two seconds
* * *
Shaitanah: LOL, and then that was all XD for this ep
Shiro: really??? we can stop watching?
Shaitanah: Hahah)) IDK but I won't be surprised
Shiro: epic role though. epic. so much acting
Shaitanah: Yes, and in the next ep again: FATHER!
Shiro: YES
Shaitanah: Father, looketh at my beard! Father, I'm a pirate! Father, why am I in this shitty England?
Shiro: he's like Freddie and his potato role in Vicious
Shaitanah: I want to sail the high seas! FATHER, WHY IS EVERYONE HERE NAMED ELIZABETH!? THERE WAS AN ELIZABETH IN PIRATES OF THR CARIBBEAN, CAN'T I GO THERE? father who is that bearded man near you that is not me??
Shaitanah: father your beard is longer than mine!!!
Shiro: hi Rory. father you looked hotter in Sherlock. father is this your division
Shaitanah: FATHER WHY DON'T YOU EVER TAKE ME ON MYSTERIOUS MEETINGS IN THE WOODS???
Shiro: hahahaha. he took parenting lessons from Odin
* * *
And now for the overall impressions of the episode:
Shiro: lol they executed the other bearded dude. at least it wasn't gower
Shaitanah: stahp spoiling, this is soooo exciting, I'm ttly waaatching
Shiro: hahahaa. at the edge of your seat I bet
Shaitanah: YESS! This is mah new fav show
Shiro: gnawing at the laptop
Shaitanah: At both of them!
Shiro: who do you like best, Elizabeth or Elizabeth? or Elizabeth?
Shaitanah: All your guesses are wrong. My fav is Elizabeth! Yours?
Shiro: Elizabeth!
Shaitanah: I BET GOWER'S CHARACTER IS ELIZABETH. B/C HE IS INHERENTLY A TEENAGE GIRL. Gowerbeth
Shiro: OF COURSE. d'aww. Father, when do I shag the king?
Shaitanah: Father, who IS the king now, I forgot?
Next on 3 Seconds of Gower: FATHER I HAVE A SWORD! FATHER LOOK! [see pic above] Why? Because I AM ANDREW FUCKING GOWER, THAT'S WHY
The basic point is: we can't even say anything about Andrew's acting because... well, there was no acting. As far as I'm concerned, there was no Andrew. This episode can be watched only in the following cases: 1) If you're already watching and liking the show (not out case: we have watched the pilot and grew terminally bored); or 2) if you are a hopeless, brainless, desperate Andrew Gower fan. In which case: my heart goes out to you.