Being Human: Good Times, Bad Times [Hal/Cutler + ensemble] 8/8 COMPLETE

[istne_pieklo]

Title: “Good Times, Bad Times”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R
Timeline: canon divergence mid-Episode 4x08, “The War Child”
Summary: When Cutler comes to Honolulu Heights with the purpose of killing Eve, it is Hal who opens the door. And he doesn’t let him enter. From here on out, it’s either a horror show or a sitcom. Cutler is not quite certain what

Comments

[shirogiku]

and the credits rolling! (to whaaat song? 'the future's so bright'? :D)

[istne_pieklo]

Haha, well... tbh, "The Future..." makes a better entrance song. Gotta think. XDD
(all those BBC deaths!) At first I thought I wouldn't kill anyone, but then I was like:

[shirogiku]

OK but gotta be inappropriately upbeat, like in the Hollywood horror films

Icon soo relevant

[istne_pieklo]

Lady Gaga? XDDD Or dis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rclL_8Jf7w If we want upbeat and sexeh. XD
Me, now:

[shirogiku]

OMG THAT SONG and flashes of the post-credits sex!!!

[istne_pieklo]

I love this song. XDDD But it's so... gothic vamp movie? XDD No wonder, it was in Queen of the Damned, that atrociously gutted adaptation. XD But give that Cutler's movie is deliberately built up on cliches and - LOL! - TV Tropes, I'd say it's appropriate. XDDD
And yessss, ssssex. And then Alex interrupts and brings souvenirs from that sex shop. XDDD

[shirogiku]

Yes, and Hal doesn't know what a vibrator is... and Rook doesn't know what sex is...

Alex demonstrates.... on Cutler

STOP ME

[istne_pieklo]

And in the end Hal gets it on with Rook and Alex with Cutler and everybody's happy. And this plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu3gWaOON1w