Being Human: The Forest of Talking Trees [Hal/Cutler]

[istne_pieklo]

Title: “The Forest of Talking Trees”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: hard R
Timeline: 1950s
Summary: Hal values his books significantly more than his people. [Hal/Cutler]
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Quotes from “Ava Maria Gratia Plena” by Oscar Wilde; “A General View Of The Criminal Law Of England” by James Fitzjames

Comments

[non_canonical]

OMG Books! Hal! Cutler! Books/Hal/Cutler! XD IDEK, but I think you just broke my brain for the third time this week. In the best possible way, of course. :D

Hal tormenting Cutler with the holy water was seriously hot. I'll be in my bunk! ;)

And yay for Cutler fighting back. :) Not that it did him much good.

The only mystery here is Hal who always gets what he wants and yet never stops demanding more. - So true!

And this is just the perfect definition of how bad Cutler has it: Hal’s indifference is even more brutal than his attention

Plus, perfect ending is perfect. <3

[istne_pieklo]

I know! I tried! XDDD Moreover, I think I've also broken Shiro's brain and my own! So we're all in the same boat. Go us!
Cutler is adorable when he tries to fight back, isn't he? XD
Hal Yorke, making porn out law books since forever. ;)))
I'm happy you liked it! <33333333 We should start a book club... named after Hal. XDDD

[shirogiku]

That would one hell of a creepy club... stroking those pages tenderly... imagining all kinds of Hard R involving Hal XD

[istne_pieklo]

Yessss! And spines))) (Both of the books and the Hals))) And Cutlerphones belching U2 for no reason! (It did it again!)

[shirogiku]

I'm left picking the pieces of my gray matter off the keyboard and the walls.

Is there life after this fic? No?

You're terrifying <333 In the best possible way :D

[istne_pieklo]

Ouch))) I regret... very little. XDD
There is! There are more fics after this one. There is also Quicksand!
*blushes* Like Hal? XDD
Thaaaaank you! <333

[non_canonical]

P.S. Is it your birthday now?

[istne_pieklo]

LOL, yes))) Now you know the terrible truth: I was no made on a factory for brain-breaking robots, I was just born! T_T

[non_canonical]

Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day!

Pop down to the cellar over to my LJ - there's a little something for you. ;)

[istne_pieklo]

Thank you! <333
*cautiously trots over there, expecting more brain explosions*

[istne_pieklo]

Thank you! <333
Hal always says the nicest things, doesn't he? XDD
Haha, it's one of my biggest issues with all the popular vampire stories out there: blood drinking, which is supposed to be kind of a big deal for vampires, is so rarely shown at all. That's why I love BH: they don't sugarcoat things. When there's blood, there's a hell of a lot of it. ;))
Thanks! :))) Well, now that I've escaped from the hellhole that is my workplace, I'm counting on it to start being fantastic. XDD

[dune_master]

Oh wow! Hot. *_* That's some very creative use of religious items right there. And Wilde. XPP And the ending brought a goofy grin on my face.

[istne_pieklo]

Thank you! <333 This pairing is fueling my religious kink like whoa)))
Hehe, vengeance. XD