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ok all i've been working(kinda)on improving my love life (or whats left of it). Everyone who knows me, knows that i cant talk. I can speak but i cant talk to people. I studder, i say the wrong things and sometimes spit when i try to talk. Luckily 2 of my roomate have the gift of the jab and could talk a strait edge kid into heroin. So they've been trying to teach me tricks of the trade. Yesterday, some really cute chick walked up to me and asked where the closest payfone was. I was headed that way so i walked her to it. There was some small talk that i got through pretty well. However i wasnt even thinking of anything other than showing her where the payfone is. So she thanked me and said she hopes to see me around and whatnot. So afterwards, i realized that i definatly could've set up some sort of meeting later on with her but it just didnt cross my mind at the time. So i talked to Tony and he said to just go upto a girl and say "i love you". I laughed and changed the subject. Then today when i was walking in town, i saw this really cute chick who was all geared out with studs, tattoos, boots and all. So i caught up to her and said "i love you" at first she didnt think i was talking to her because there were people everywhere. So i said it again and she looked at me and said "me" and i said "ya" (with a studder)and she said "who the fuck are you" and i said jimmy and she said why the fuck are you talking to me? Before i could studder out something stupid she walked away. Ya so next time i know not to say i love you to strangers. Another nantucket news break -John Kerry is on nantucket and wanted to eat at our restaurant but couldnt because there are too many entrances for his secret service people to handle. And his brother Jim Carey ate at our restaurant thursday night and my sous chef nick (who was drunk as shit at the bar) got a high five and Jim Carey head spin from him. He's on the Aktins diet.