Dec 17, 2002 12:46
so i stayed home today because im just so sick. my head pounds evertime i move.my nose never stops running.i keep coughing and sneezing. and yeah its horrible!this below made me feel somewhat better haha.
this is for fran and michelle!!haha.
Twas Da Nite B4 `Crismus
Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom cuz that's how
we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz
girlfriend is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by bumpin phat beats cuz the system's
fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
I said, for real doe, come check dis out
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt
Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall, "We gots ta go, I
got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof and sippin on a 40, he busted
a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie,
deese projects is wack!"
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz I learnt back when I hadda
pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a
bobby pin.
He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat and busted the window with
a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
He said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold, his sneaks was Puma
and they was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side, Santa broke out
da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof he cabbage patched his
way back onto the roof.
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome to tap that booty
waitin'at home and all I heard as he cruised outta sight was a loud and
hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"